Ah, the good people of my hometown!

I told my dad if he started watching Fox News after he retired, I was putting him in a home. He still hates Trump so, so far so good.

My husband. Not only did he stay by my side every minute I was in the hospital but when we got home and I was exhausted and weepy, he put me in a bath and shaved my legs. He did a terrible job because he is too gentle but it was probably the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me.

Celebrity crush is chef Aaron Sanchez. Smoking hot. Ordinary crush is The Bartender, with whom I’ve been crushing summer. #foodboozesunsex

My one and only. P.S. Happy Pride! 

My wife! [thumbs up]

Probably, “wincing and uncomfortable” after she introduces him to the new Yoni Egg for Men.

That’s fair. I read into your tone more than I ought to have and presumed that you meant it’s funny to follow her because she’s so try hard. I get a little defensive of Madonna because I feel like she a lot of the shit she gets comes down to her not gracefully disappearing as an older woman should.

Those jawlines, lips, and noses. They were so vain they were dating themselves. My last Ex is engaged to a girl who could be his sister, they look so much alike.

You are such a good friend to have that dream FOR YOUR FRIEND. Yay you! Also, this gif is pretty great.

No, she Betty

so he swapped his seat for one toward the back

My dad passed last night. It wasn’t unexpected (cancer), but it was excruciating to watch. I felt peace in the moment of him finally being at rest, but now I’m just sad. I already had a moment where I thought “Oh, we’ll probably have dinner with Dad” after an upcoming event...and then realized that won’t ever…

Creating an account just to post this reply. I’m generally scared to make accounts everywhere because I fear the internet will find me.

I’m glad that you’re sharing this and I’m sorry that you’re hurting. Do you want to share what it is that is making you feel this way, besides the stories in the news?

True. But as to the large page-count on his call logs/texts, I’m gonna be really irked if it turns out Cohen only sent like ten text messages, and they were all in 850-point Papyrus font.

Come on! This is such a needlessly snarky article. Fallon may be an anodyne fella, but he’s insanely talented and it’s disingenuous to pretend otherwise. Also, if you think that our world isn’t in need of a little lightheartedness and gentleness then I don’t know what to tell you. Please don’t be negative just to be…

Yes, no, don’t.

I imagine your country is absolutely perfect, yeah? And whenever your country has succeeded in overturning an unjust law, you celebrate by dire reflection on your failures because that’s helpful and motivating.

So lucky. I dealt with it for probably about seven or eight months. I would lie in bed just completely drenched in sweat because of the pain