...did you, um... read the piece on Aziz Ansari? It was pretty fucking terrible. She kept telling him to back off and slow down, and his response was basically to wait five minutes and then attempt to jam his dick down her throat. This whole idea that we have to have a “spectrum” of being shitty to women, and that…

The whole point is by booking ck you are saying you do not value the professional safety and integrity of women. That is a big fucking deal. 

What more of this viral spectacle do we need to consume?

Makes one wonder who the first boomer-era government official will be that releases a dancing video to show the youths they’re still “cool.”

I came here for two things:

Chris Messina has moves Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth can only dream of. Until they can move their hips like this, they pale in comparison to him.

I didn’t think I could crush on her more. This video proved me wrong. So yeah, I don’t know what the hell the right is trying to accomplish here.

I look forward to this backfiring just as the Beto takedowns showing him skateboarding or wearing a babydoll dress on his band’s album cover.

All this did was make me say, “Bae can dance,” with stars in my eyes. I might be crushing a bit.

It’s really cute. The mental gymnastics that someone had to make to turn this into a negative thing is mind boggling.

It just blows my mind that there are people who think humanizing a politician they hate is a winning strategy.

I mean if these federal employees are having so much trouble making their rent/mortgage, why don’t they just move to their beach house temporarily?

I think they sound so in love and the love they clearly both have for that child is unmistakable. I fucking love this love story! No shame.

He might not be the best conversationalist, but I found this to be surprisingly endearing? Having a baby girl is fire! Having a partner who likes to go for walks is nice, too! I was expecting much worse from this interview, but these highlights are sweet 

As long as he doesn’t produce a slick video proving his heterosexuality (a la Warren’s native ancestry) I’m fine.

(Currently trying not to picture this guy spraying his balls wth black paint)

This doesn’t bother me? When models act like they eat and exercise like normal people, it just makes normal people feel like shit for not looking like that. I feel a lot better about my body knowing that at least I get to enjoy food while she has to settle for raw vegetables and that pear.

She be best.

WHY DID YOU AVOID SAYING “BAD OMBRE”

I believe you mean “dumpster fyre”