really? LVP loves giving second chances to all the messy men (Jax, James Kennedy, Tom Shwartz) but completely turns on women who make the same mistakes (Kristen, Brandi, it took her years to forgive Stassi). I love LVP, but she definitely has a weakness for shitty man-boys who fuck up.

“This bitch [oh excuse me ‘b!tch’] lyin’!”

Is the Killers song lyrically good? Mostly, no (a few got to me, though). But at least they are trying, where the fuck is everybody else at? And the music is good.

But hey, no, let’s have some more twerking songs. The video’s entertaining (how could it not be) but the music and lyrics are shit, but yeah, OK, it’s a “…

I hate when my maid wakes me up because it means I’ve woken up in a stranger’s house.

! did we just become best friends??????

Their last album had some political moments, The Calling and Run For Cover. And I beg you, please, please, don’t compare them to Post Malone. Please. (They’re my favorite band, and A Dustland Fairytale is my favorite song of all time. Some of their songs have some really fantastic poetry. If anyone knows a beautiful…

...did you, um... read the piece on Aziz Ansari? It was pretty fucking terrible. She kept telling him to back off and slow down, and his response was basically to wait five minutes and then attempt to jam his dick down her throat. This whole idea that we have to have a “spectrum” of being shitty to women, and that…

The whole point is by booking ck you are saying you do not value the professional safety and integrity of women. That is a big fucking deal. 

What more of this viral spectacle do we need to consume?

Makes one wonder who the first boomer-era government official will be that releases a dancing video to show the youths they’re still “cool.”

I came here for two things:

I didn’t think I could crush on her more. This video proved me wrong. So yeah, I don’t know what the hell the right is trying to accomplish here.

I look forward to this backfiring just as the Beto takedowns showing him skateboarding or wearing a babydoll dress on his band’s album cover.

All this did was make me say, “Bae can dance,” with stars in my eyes. I might be crushing a bit.

It’s really cute. The mental gymnastics that someone had to make to turn this into a negative thing is mind boggling.

It just blows my mind that there are people who think humanizing a politician they hate is a winning strategy.

I mean if these federal employees are having so much trouble making their rent/mortgage, why don’t they just move to their beach house temporarily?

I think they sound so in love and the love they clearly both have for that child is unmistakable. I fucking love this love story! No shame.

He might not be the best conversationalist, but I found this to be surprisingly endearing? Having a baby girl is fire! Having a partner who likes to go for walks is nice, too! I was expecting much worse from this interview, but these highlights are sweet