With all that money (and friends, it appears), why doesn’t anyone tell her that the best way to get beyond this is NOT to whine about cancel culture, but to simply do some good works? Why didn’t she take the time to meet with Stodden and maybe launch an anti-bullying thing for girls? Or work with teens “in trouble”…

She went from “lucky enough to be held accountable for past gross behavior” to “im caaaaaaaaaaancelled and depressed because no one is paying attention to me on social media, how will my THIRTY FIVE million people that follow me see what i have to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay since im caaaaaancelled.”

Allegedly, money can’t buy happiness but if I had Chrissy Teigen kind of money (and two small children) I’d fine a way to be happy. It is incredibly sad that you could go through your adult life and have all the tools of happiness at your disposal but your addiction ends up being Twitter attention.

Okay but the Courtney Stodden bullying is still true so do you have any comment on that, John?

Seems that wasn’t in the press release this was directly copy and pasted from.

It’s 2021. We can drop “but other men have done WORSE dick-related nonsense!” as a defense.

I mean if you make an album called “Daddy’s Home” that addresses the story of your Father, you are going to get questions about your relationship with your father.

This time Hammer’s lawyers seem to take special care to cast doubt on Effie’s story, writing that her accusation makes it harder for “real victims of sexual violence” to get justice.

We are once again asking you to not focus on our take on Armie Hammer from earlier this week

he’s like 9'2 tall so maybe that is the presence you’re referring to? That IT factor...like Pennywise? He’s DEFINITLY got that IT factor.

You guys really need to coordinate behind the scenes more. At least acknowledge Jez itself did that last thing you point out at the end of the article.

If a journalist hasn’t “look[ed] much into it,” then they shouldn’t report it let alone commentate on it.

Was Sorry to Bother You accurate about Armie Hammer’s indulgences?

Ugh, me too.

Lizzo’s body is obviously 100% her business, but then so are the bodies of all the other women who advertise their cleanses on Instagram and elsewhere. The only difference I see here is Jameela Jamil isn’t denouncing Lizzo like she does the Kardashians. I love Lizzo, too, but if my daughter starts wanting to “cleanse”…

I was going to go with:

When was the last time you saw this level of judgment directed towards any of the countless celebrities and influencers who advertise flat tummy tea?

Between Cardi B and Tom Cruise, which person has more common sense? The answer may surprise you!

“I’m not in any position to tell anyone how my behavior made them feel. I have no excuses for my alcoholism or aggression, only rationalizations. I have been abusive to myself and everyone around me for years. I have a history of hurting the people closest to me. I’m ashamed of that history and am sorry to those I…

We all understand how it works. Rich\famous\powerful have the access to resourses us plebs don’t get. But you fuckers can’t even scrape up the basic decency to not rub your exalted positions in our faces during a worldwide health crisis. You’re lives are oh-so-fabulous and during normal times we could roll our eyes…