or maybe Jax needs a new bartending job???

It’s a very bad pun for many reasons. I think the only universe this pun would work in, would be like a Pixar movie about a bottle of Aloe Vera that gets depressed.

I atually don’t get it at all. Any hints would be most welcome!

I will admit I voted in this fashion - 20 years ago, when I was a selfish 30something just starting a family and only cared about paying bills and saving money for college. As Joy Ann Reid might say, I’ve evolved. Other shit matters. Other people’s shit matters. The future matters. I hope those who didn’t see the big…

I know I’m being extra right now, but I can’t even enjoy dirtbag. I feel like this is election night all over again.

“I’m at an age where that doesn’t matter anymore.”

While you’re at it, F*ck everyone who JUST DIDN’T VOTE in 2016.

To all the Bernie Bros and Bots that told me the “the Supreme Court doesn’t matter” in 2016, I say Fuck You.

Goodbye abortion rights...

He’s a troll, so I think this sort of thing brings him happiness.  He wants people to get a reaction.  The better thing would be to get Republicans out of office so that his half-baked policies can no longer be implemented.  

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

Just curious, do you ever have customers put their hand up to the side of their mouth and whisper “I just want you to know, I think it’s TERRIBLE they’re making you work on Christmas!”? I work in retail and often have to work on holidays and whenever someone says that to me I want to scream “I think it’s TERRIBLE you…

Why is that other lady wearing a wedding dress?

You’ve got mail is definitely high on the list even though it has quite the dilemma of rooting for a guy that really screws with Meg Ryan (but it’s tom hanks!!). When I was younger I loved Return to Me with Minnie Driver. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days is always fun. I like Definitely Maybe as well- nice for the dad and…

It was nice of Serena Joy to make a special guest appearance:

One that I’ve come back to again and again and still enjoy is The Holiday with Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law, and Jack Black.

Oh man! French Kiss, Overboard, MOONSTRUCK (!!!), Valley Girl (sorry young Nic Cage is hilarious and I love 90s Meg Ryan so much) When Harry Met Sally (MEG!!!), Four Weddings and a Funeral....

I might get massacred on this sight for saying this, but ‘You’ve Got Mail’, followed closely by ‘Never Been Kissed’, followed closely by ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ (in my defence, these last two were the first time I was introduced to Michael Vartan and Josh Lucas, *sigh*, so they have a special place in my heart).

But I’m a Cheerleader might be my favorite modern rom-com

As an Australian we are pretty free with the c-bomb with one major exception, it is not ok for a man to call a woman one. That word does not cross gender lines.