Automatically thought of Gummo as well. Glad I’m not the only one.

Would watch this reality show.

Okay, I wish she had said more stuff like this and less shitty victim blaming stuff.

Note to self: Don’t adopt like a thousand kids.

I feel the same way. He has always struck me as a sweet but sort of simple person who isn’t necessarily clever enough to be good at scheming. 

Hmmmm. So penthouse on the Upper East Side and job at Ralph Lauren or spending every day with Donald Trump? This should be an easy decision, Hope. 

Story of my life.

I remember that episode! Is that not what granny panties are? Some of the high waisted options are so sexy and non-grannyish (not to say that grannies can’t be sexy).

Maybe I’m overthinking this, but I feel like a lot of people are confusing high waisted underwear and granny panties. I’ve always thought of granny panties as sort of baggy, which is not the case with all high waisted underwear.

The frustrating thing about this and the Chloe Grace Moretz thing that Jezebel was reporting on yesterday is that these people actually give her the opportunity to take the high road and come out of the situation looking good. It’s gross of Tyson Beckford to insult a woman’s body. She could have easily critiqued that…

His Todd Krane bit that he does is iconic. I wish he would go back to being The Lord. I saw him recently at a nightclub opening and he looked like a depressed ghost.

You just have to keep listening to it until you start to ironically like it and then eventually you stockholm syndrome your way into actually liking it.

Yep. The trade needs to be either equal or an upgrade. I’m not giving you my window seat for your middle seat!

Yeah, the only way this could maybe almost be okay is if it came with an incentive like a voucher for another flight or idk a bottle of champagne and free wifi and a promise that the entire row in coach would be empty.

Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for an Ivanka/Armstrong date.

If Chloe Grace Moretz had said this about anyone else we would be calling her out for slut shaming. 

Ooooh looks like the Demi Moore/Ed Helms story was already taken down by Radar. I’d be curious to see whose PR team made that happen.

Haha I was thinking this same thing. She should just say fuck it and go by Mrs.

Crazy Ex Girlfriend has a fat person as a romantic lead?

I can’t even imagine a Jax and Lindsay Lohan encounter. Or a Lohan and Stassi encounter. Or a Lohan and Lala encounter. All of the possibilities are insane.