Maybe she should go to Planet Fitness. It is literally called the judgement-free zone.

She’s definitely projecting her own insecurities onto other people (which I totally can relate to whenever I walk into Sephora looking like a big bag of garbage and see all of the employees looking like Instagram photos after the filter). I am also scared for her that her baggy sweatpants are going to get caught in…

Um we need to talk about the fact that Paul Rudd is on this list. *swoons*

She’s ageless and her childfree life and perpetual Mexico vacays are goals.

This might not be what you’re thinking of, but there’s an episode of How I Met Your Mother about the perfect girl next door and how every time she was briefly single, all of these guys who were in love with her would just pounce.

There is a book called Are You Alone on Purpose that was about a nerdy girl who becomes friends with the school bully after an accident puts him in a wheelchair that got pretty steamy (at least to 12 year old me).

1. These Jezebel reviews are the best thing about this franchise.

This. I am suddenly reminded of the emotionally abusive man I dated for five tumultuous years who unceremoniously dumped me and kicked me out of our shared apartment one winter only to cry and cry and cry when I said that the only way I could heal and move on with my life was to never talk to him again. He said…

They really fucked up his character. I refuse to acknowledge the terrible guy they turned him into and prefer to think of him as how he was portrayed for most of the series: a flawed but ultimately loving guy. Can the original Danny and his red glasses and mesmerizing dance skills please be on the last season?

Would watch a spinoff series about the Diamond Dan years.

I would like this too! Social media shoutouts can be thirsty as hell but some of us dig them.

My first grade class had a doll that different people would take on trips, or have their parents take on trips and take photos. My dad took it on a business trip to Florida and took photos of it for me, which in retrospect must have made him look weird.

Yeah, she suuccccks. They also gave her a terrible wardrobe.

She does eat a lot of berries on that show.

Yes! For the the love of correct grammar, get thee to a copyeditor, Jezebel.

This photo of Cheban having cheese grated into his mouth while talking on his phone is going on my vision board.

Drinking is an important part of my makeup routine.

Yes! Jeffree’s liquid lips were my absolute favorite, but I stopped wearing and buying them and switched to Beauty Bakerie after learning of his racism. I love that Beauty Bakerie’s are also cruelty-free and vegan and they’re a black-owned beauty company. Mon Cherie is an unstoppable blue-red that lasts all damn day.

I think that if she’s looking to do more, attending protests and donating money to organizations that help people with less privilege is a good start.

The way that this pivots from “Full of love...” to “Must like cats.” is incredible writing.