The dirtier secret is that we don’t need a draft to disproportionately pull from the demographics you’re referring to, the reserves already accomplish that feat.

Right, because not having the draft has sure helped keep the US out of wars... Progress would be not having stupid fucking wars.

I’m not agnostic on the draft at all. Require a draft for military interventions - then maybe we could stop intervening militarily since everyone will have some skin in the game.

“Oh, you want my kid to deploy to Clusterfuckistan? Maybe we could try this whole diplomacy and sanctions approach after all...”

Deadspin commenters are so desperate for the sweet nectar of puns that they don’t even care if the pun works or not.

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There’s no designated hitter shooter in the NL...

For my money, I’ll take Tori.

And so forth, and so on.

Black Ark All Day.

Ministry doing Dylan, well.

Yes, becasue only Chipotle makes burrito bowls. In fact, they invented burrito bowls. And Mexican food, they invented that too.

The best part is when you’re done with the bowl, you can eat it! Just kidding, it goes to the giant floating island of plastic waste in the pacific.

Here is your burrito, it comes in an edible package and perhaps a sheet of recyclable foil.

Yeah, what a muffed play that was. Whoops.

Yeah, how did that play end I wonder...

The future ain’t what it used to be.

Can’t do it without Ferris either...

From the obscure vault:

100%

No.

Nah. The Cards don’t do stupid deals. They got (arguably) Lackey’s best season for the league minimum salary. Pass.