You are selling this idea very short.

Dammit! I was scrolling down thinking, “Rock/Capela? RocketCapela? Should I try to work in a reference to the how franchise started out in San Diego before moving?”

That’s exactly why they’re going to bring in someone who brings everyone together in every locker room he’s ever been in. He’s also looking for a new professional sport to play since Football and Baseball didn’t quite work out. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, Tim Tebow!  As an added bonus he also brings the white…

technically its an incel phone

It’s as if Daft Punk fucked the Village People

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

Fuck this beetle

It seems like a precedent-setting victory here has the potential to bring the whole system crashing down.

This is a good and important lawsuit.

Dear Blake,

Remarkably stupid comment, thank you.

While he didn’t break any bones, the doctors who examined him said it’s impossible to determine if he suffered any brain damage or not.

Mike Pence is the reason I pray every single day that Trump doesn’t get impeached.

Most telling stat for how bad they got their ass kicked was no one on a Thibs coached team played more than 31 minutes.

Outside mag, back again
Bout to stick it to the Secretary of In...

When I go skating, the only badonkadonk you’ll notice is the sound of my head hitting the ice.

Bah god, that’s Nick Foles’s music!

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

I don’t get it. Is he not allowed to play with Silly Putty?

We found love in a ropeless place.