Dude really is a colonizer...

Three months pay and I don’t have to deal with this fucktard twit and his over inflated ego? Yeah that would be a no brainer for me I would smash that “No thanks” button without a second thought. 

I mean would you spend 40B on something that doesn’t make money with that plan in mind? No Elon is an idiot troll and practically always has been and this is proof. It’s not some 4d chess move. 

Since he sent it through official company channels, and there are other laws, he’s fucked his company over again being impulsive. 

I mean, he’s so smart and awesome that I’m sure he’ll have no issue running the entirety of Twitter by himself once everyone leaves, right?

It’s super “hardcore” to be a thin-skinned whining man baby. 

Hmm, let’s see I could stay and be abused constantly by my insane boss who thinks that working 24/7, 7 days a week should be normaly orrrr I could take three months to find a job that won’t treat me like that. Iwonder what I would pick!

I hope people take notice that mega rich have been doing this for about as long as capitalism has been a thing. Buy a company, hack it to pieces, then “motivate” what remains to make them the most money... He just REALLY sucks at the “motivate” part...

Twitter staff response: “Challenge accepted. Thanks for the severance!”

Methinks Mr. Musk had better start teaching himself to code, as he’s going to be on his own by Monday.

I never liked Twitter, but I feel bad for the staff that got fired, and even worse for the staff that’s gonna have to work long hours just because this clown never sleeps.

hes only affiliated with them by name. shotwell has been running that show and is the reason it is successful. they just needed elons name for funding initially. now that his names poison spacex has to release statement stating that shotwell is taking over the starship program. she was running it anyway, the public…

I guess I was giving him too much credit when he used the word ‘hardcore’ in an answer to a question a few days ago. I assumed he was just rambling, but apparently he really does think like a 90s marketing guru. Is there any way they can change the name to Twitterx or Twitterz while they’re revamping their image to be…

Twitter not having a communication department might have permanently destroyed my Irony Meter.

Seriously, this whole thing is making me fall out of love with SpaceX

too bad you can’t do a blood oath of fealty through the internet LOL.  Fuck this “business genius” to Mars and leave him there.

Two pillowcases? What do I look like, a Rockefeller?!

When I saw “Meg the Stallion,” my first thought was that this was written by an old white grandparent.

Weirdly, the censored Hentai pics make them look more explicit than they actually are. 😄

“The rap star is also currently under fire for lyrics that seem to involve Meg The Stallion”