Lots of use this week...
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Well, he’s gotta do something to offset the costs of buying Twitter. Cause one way or another, it’s gonna cost him.
Don’t ever take anything he says at face value. He doesn’t make observations, only varying attempts to manipulate markets in his favour.
CEO Elon Musk has a “super bad feeling” about the future of the economy
“Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Is this what happened it Oxymandias?
You have to start worrying when it begins to stare back.
Great, another void to stare into
Of course you don’t start at Season 3 of Game of Thrones, and you, uh, definitely didn’t start at Season 7 of Game of Thrones, and bug your sisters, wondering who all these people are and how they’re all related...
The closest think to Real Star Trek in years!
Nah its not believable at all. That would imply they care enough to have thought about it at all.
Apparently the police were pursuing the gunman as he went into the school. The kid was being chased into the school by the police and he still managed to kill so many innocent people. Anyone who argues that more guns and “enforcing laws” are the solution can go fuck themselves.
I don’t think they’re using a template or copy-paste for these tweets; I think they (or their staff) have just internalized their formula and can compose a message without thinking about it because of how frequently they have to send one out.
It’s concern via Mad Libs.
You’d think a good guy with a gun would have finally shown up to save the day.
Who would have guessed that this is not how things work no matter how much the NRA tries to sell that.
Fuck you to all those people in positions where they could actually do something that would stop innocent kids from getting shot and…
100% believable that these awful people would have a template ready, so they don’t have to type out the whole thing every time this happens...
Sinema is why it’s important to vote in primaries and to look at their voting record beforehand.
Expect the GOP to run more agents as Dems.
Satire is wasted on the Far Right.
in case you were thinking there would be anything subtle about it...