The problems I have with the show are as follows:
The problems I have with the show are as follows:
I thought she became famous by being a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, but I'll admit, I haven't really followed her career all that closely.
OMG SHE MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME THAT MEANS MAYBE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If there is one golden rule of advertising, it's that tits can sell even the shittiest of products (Coors Light, sandwiches from Arby's, this game, etc).
It works for them though, sadly. The game makes between SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND TO ONE MILLION A DAY.
The era when Kate Upton's breasts stood for integrity and a quality product is sadly gone.
It blows my mind that we now live in a time and age where shitty mobile games that are nothing buy money sinks and not fun (Castle Crashers, this game etc) have enough income to be able to afford spending millions of dollars in a Superbowl ad as well as paying some high profile people to be in them.
And that's the hilarious thing behind it, You know what Kate Upton, I commend you for raking in the cash for however much they paid you to promote their app game, cause that's flipping hilarious. They most likely paid her more than the total cost of the game tenfold.
Good to see that "Hey, look at these breasts! Now go play Microtransactions: The Game!" is still a hilariously effective marketing strategy.
They really should have spent the $40 million dollars on actually making a game, and not advertising a money sink.
Reanalysis automatically denied due to mutated poodle plot.
That ain't ever gonna happen that story was stupid to begin with considering the character only turns into Hulk when he's angry yet somehow with no explanation stayed the Hulk the entire time he was on another planet and had an actual life as if Banner never existed....The budget on a turd like that would be sky high,
2003's Hulk remains the single most unique and arguably best superhero movie. It actually tried to imitate the style of reading a comic in the editing, the action scenes were great, Danny Elfman handed in one of his best scores, and it had the Hulk, in the desert, smashing tanks. The movie's overdue for a reanalysis.
Good writing/directing overcomes all 9.
Mark Ruffalo is already great so acting is covered.
And a standalone Hulk movie SHOULD have other Avengers in it. Just not all of them.
Captain America 2 had Black Widow. Why can't Hulk 2 have Thor?
Hell, Bruce Banner was in Iron Man 3 for 2 minutes!
I was expecting the 1 reason for a movie to be: Planet Hulk.
Yes. Buckyballs injured, as I recall, a total of 22 children some of whom were teenagers. There were zero fatalities. Some of the children were teenagers. I'm sorry, but if your teenager is eating magnets they should be in a full time care facility someplace.
OK.... your FDA is notorious for failing to do anything against actual poison and antibiotics in your actual food. But you do manage to forbid magnets and KinderÜberraschung on the argument that some kid might swallow something it's not supposed to...... You... got this whole food protection thing wrong....
The things that tend make me happy are things that I can look at as an investment. If I buy something that I can get long term use out of like tools, a computer, a new pair of shoes, etc tend to make me feel good.
Marvel Studios is giving us the colorful nearly-faithful adaptations of super heroes, Fox is going for the more sci-fi look and feel. I'm okay with that. The Fantastic Four has always been very science-y, and this movie is going to play that up. It wouldn't be any better or worse if they were wearing bright blue…
I'm going for it: I think this is going to be brilliant. In the past I've thought it sounded like a solid egg of fuck, but this trailer turned me round. Add to that Josh Trank's "body horror", Cronenberg inspiration, Philip Glass doing the soundtrack and - frankly - a great cast and I'm - much to my own surprise -…