That is the most distracting/amazing unibrow I've ever seen

I said this on Twitter. I like Collin Farrell because I think he'll sleep with anyone and there is something endearing about someone that democratic. As someone who like McConaughey long before he came back into favor, I hope the doubters give him a chance. He's a good actor and I think that he'll be a good asset to…

That's cool and all, but I wish I didn't have to grind to experience the interesting content in Destiny.

The autoignition temperature for paper is, according to wikipedia, 218–246°C/424–475°F. I'm thinking the Pi would melt before the folder spontaneously bursts into flame.

So, we should throw out thawed food because of a fear of bacteria, but im supposed to use my toilet plunger on my sink?

We have been using a simpler method at our family cottage for years- freeze a transparent disposable plastic cup half full with water and put a penny on top. If the penny drops to the bottom of the cup you know you have a problem.

There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys. Guns aren't for black people, either.

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

Kill him? Why would I do that? I've done far worse, I've destroyed his family, his friends, and brought the leader of his kind to his knees before I threw him off of a balcony. I won't kill you goomba, because there's no need to. I've already destroyed you.
~Mario

That's all well and good for people with 3 legs, but I only have 2.

The idea that we live in a meritocracy is such bullshit. My mom was a bartender for forever and I am the first person in my family to go to college, and achieve a white collar lifestyle. While I worked pretty hard to get here I also know I am incredibly lucky to have had the opportunities that I did. Unfortunately…

This isn't great for the elastic in your socks.

I generally just put one on top of the other and curl the top elastic down a little.

This is quite possibly the best and most useful Lifehacker post of all time.

The "darkness" is what's awesome about it. Why would you want some stain-prone, crappy beige or grey headliner?

Dem buffer trails...

Sports are a waste of time? Thanks for being reasonable and not condescending at all about this..

My biggest problem is all those cord-cutting choices are fine if you want to find something to watch but horrible if you just want something on. I don't listen to music but there are lots of times I just want something on I can half-listen to when I am in the kitchen, doing chores working in the office. I can always…

Queue the comments from smug people who don't watch tv or have cable...

You do have a return. The return is that you live there, and that the place is nicer because you've made these upgrades.