I'm just glad that I wasn't the only one hallucinating.

Gizmodo is all over anyone with the biggest payroll.

Gold Member?

Giant penis on the red planet!

Inches? Around?

Ah, the layout artist. Forever known as "the guy who does the backgrounds", never to be referenced by name.

both halves

You must be a hit at the animal shelter.

We should follow this up with "super-virus diseases, unworldly debt-crises', and world wars my toddler may potentially have to deal with".

Uh, I'm pretty sure the official release date is May 21 here in North America. May 20, if you're following gizmodo.co.uk

I'm listening...

It's like a CAT Scan for my toast!

This happened to me during a concert a few years back. My band was playing Stairway to Heaven for an intermission when all of a sudden I looked in to the crowd, saw one of my friends staring at me with googly eyes, and I immediately forgot the words to the bridge.

Do I detect a hint of satire in that second paragraph?

Or just roll them out as the new 5s?

Although the reference doesn't apply, let me fix that for you.

I find myself getting large discounts at Best Buy when I pick up items with the wrong price tags on them. Granted I've never found anything at 90% of the price, but the guys at my local Best Buy are pretty lax on giving customers discounts where the company is at fault.

I'm not sure how I feel about this. On one hand, there will be tremendous medical benefits to this, but I can only imagine that this technology will be weaponized as a stepping stone to build armies in the long run. Kamino and the Clone Wars, anyone?

I'm curious to know what the response would be like from Jezebel...

It's just not the same as cutting open your own Tauntaun.