Was really hoping to get info on how not-to micromanage myself for my boss.

This would really complicate that Blur song, "Boys and Girls".

No way! Tested_Ninja's had me laughing hysterically and spurting water on my screen!

Well, at least it's been done before on TV.

Although it'd be tempting to tell the boss to stfu after winning a large lottery, I'd probably stick around to save face professionally. That, and I'd just go back to school and finish off a couple of extra degrees knowing that I could be, in a way, a career student.

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Yes! A Mitsu-man!

I don't have an image of what exactly I'm looking for, but this with a black tint and gold rims (sort of like the tint in the Jalopnik logo) I find pretty good to look at.

I'm sure that the LGBT community plays Tetris the same way that the rest of us do.

I agree on all points except for the Mitsubishi Eclipse. With the right colour, tint, and rims, that's got to be one of my favourite Batman look-alike cars of all time.

My annoyance is when the person on the cell phone is the loudest one in the room/train.

Samus was so fast in the earlier games! Now she's been nerfed down, and I feel that that speed is what kept me playing her to piss off my buddies. But now I've moved on. Toon Link FTW! Seriously, that guy's a nippy little fucker.

Hmm, I never thought of it that way. I suppose it is a trip of sorts.

I still wouldn't mind finding/winning even 10k to pay for a semester of school. Tuition is just plain expensive!

Meanwhile, Nintendo America still won't release the color we've all really been dying for: black.

The original sandstorm.

It's not often I see the contest close early :P

This is precisely the reason why I'm not in a rush to pre-order online-only games. I'll think about buying in about a week when people are actually able to play.

I went to China last summer, and upon arrival at the airport in Hong Kong I spotted a pair of grandparents helping their grandkid defecate in to a storm drain inside of the airport. I was shocked to see this, but thought it was only because it was a little kid that couldn't hold it in.

Way too busy killing noobs and chasing boobs.