Ha for real, man...I'm so concerned with getting lumped in with dudes like this, that it's like all I'm left with after I edit my message for 5 minutes is "Hey"

Right?? There's no shame in looking for a hookup - there are plenty of sites or even gals in bars on the prowl for some lovin'. But when you come out guns blazing from the starting gate, telling me you want to put your penis in my mouth, then hard pass. (Emphasis on hard.) I'm genuinely curious if that's ever worked…

I don't get these people. They act "shocked and dismayed" to be on a flight with young children. Our population consists of single people, families, and all manner of permutations of relationships. Life is teeming with life. Couples bicker, children cry, dogs shit on lawns... it is chaos and imperfect. And that…

Your oxygen also.

Just...bro...STOP TALKING! What on earth?? You say "you can put my meat in your mouth" then say SHE'S disrespecting you?? I've never seen such desperation. If she's so hideously fat with alien eyes, why'd you swipe right in the first place? Take your 32k and buy yourself something pretty, broseph. You deserve it after…

Right? I am childless by choice, but I remember being a little person. It's never their fault. Mind you, I reserve the right to get judgey at parents who let their kids scream and kick while the parents nap or play Candy Crush or are otherwise not even TRYING. But if the parent is, you know, parenting? All the…

What if the red-eye was the only time they could fly?Maybe the parents needed to be wherever they were flying to ASAP, maybe they're broke and can only afford Red-eye flights, etc.

"What were they thinking?" Clearly, nothing at all if you think babies should accommodate your delicate fucking sensibilities.

He's just trolling. He can fuck off and get ready for karma to pay him back on his next flight.

FUCK YOU! Lol, everyone inconveniences everyone on a plane. Grandpas are farting their asses off, grandmas can't lift their fucking bags into the overhead, you're running your mouth the whole time and your mammoth gut is on my armrest. Somehow babies need to be more accommodating? LOL, read my first sentence again!!

I know, right? It says clearly on the ticket that your flight will, as always, be comfortable and quiet.

TOUGH SHIT, BABIES ARE ALLOWED TO EXIST AND TRAVEL, TOO!!

That's not necessarily fair. Good parents work their ass off to keep their kids quiet and happy on planes. Bad parents don't give a shit and let their kids piss everyone off.

Yeah if it was the exceptional emergency instance that's one thing, but I see enough responses from people who feel that they are entitled to travel for pleasure with their screaming kids. To me that is selfish.

I'd say the same about your parents, but, alas, too late.

What a sense of entitlement you have. Do you think the whole Air Travel industry was made to serve you alone?

Believe me, most parents do not want to take newborns to young toddlers (2yrs) on flights either. If they do it, it's because they have to. If they're taking red-eyes, it's because they have to - to save money or for schedule issues. Traveling with a small child is infinitely more stressful for the parent than for…

you obviously don't have a bi-coastal, bi-hemispheric family like I do. I am a hard ass at home with my kids (first day of school was today- was so psyched to see the nuns getting the kids into shape again!).

I'm not a parent and I generally hate kids, but—what if you have kids and need to travel at that time?

That makes total sense when earplugs cost so much these days...