Are you sure that your own diet is properly formulated and balanced? Because based on the ridiculous amount of inane posts you've made on this one article, something you've been eating has given you verbal diarrhea.

You are so fucking annoying. Shut the fuck up. Why are you proud of yourself for having basic dietary knowledge????

A restraurant that pays decent wages, and hasn't gone out of business?

Remove the leeching class rich from your business model, and suddenly things are feasible.

Seriously. If your crust is just there to keep the meat from falling on the floor then you need to up your pizza game. I dont know about others, but i like a good butter brushed crust. Its a nice little changeup before digging back in.

Oh yeah. That's a definite. Anybody who would consider revenge porn as a viable way of dealing with a breakup is a disturbed person who probably needs to be on some sort of national register or something.

Why isn't a chicken all dark meat?

Christ, does he drink strawberry milk too?

Anyone over the age of 6 years old who doesn't eat their crusts needs a dick punch.

Keep in mind that Drew takes the crusts off his pizza slices. So, don't trust him on anything pizza.

Scott and his husband, Mike Rausch, were married in November.

Look, most people don't think the internet should be a lawless realm where anything goes. There are victims who's lives are affected in the real world, and people should be held accountable. The "slippery slope" argument is a lazy copout.

That isn't how the law works.

Why "lol" ever?

What kills me is the irony of Brodeur joining the Foil Hat society, then claiming he was defamed.

I will never understand the mentality of people who go to a restaurant to torment a server. I go to enjoy the company of the people I am with and the food I am eating. If there is a hiccup along the way, hopefully it gets resolved, but I have never wanted to throw a chicken at a waitresses chest.

No, that's a dumb fallacy. This is not actual proof of anything but the fact that there are idiots in the world. Most probably there were other people who said "this tastes like shit" who didn't get in the final edit, because the entire thing a joke to taunt idiots and insecure humans, not to prove that organic food…

This is proof that people will belive complete strangers, if they seem to say what you want, and nothing about organic food. Organic food conserns have nothing to do with flavor, and everything to do with safety.

I'm from St. Louis and am a huge Cardinals and Rams fan (for one last season, it appears). Your response is embarrassing. STL is filled with this weird mix of extreme pride and extreme defensiveness. Oh no, Deadspin made fun of St. Louis!! Who gives a shit? I even went to the same high school as the mayor (St. Mary's…

Thank you for proving every word Drew said.