Are you sure that your own diet is properly formulated and balanced? Because based on the ridiculous amount of inane posts you've made on this one article, something you've been eating has given you verbal diarrhea.

You are so fucking annoying. Shut the fuck up. Why are you proud of yourself for having basic dietary knowledge????

A restraurant that pays decent wages, and hasn't gone out of business?

Remove the leeching class rich from your business model, and suddenly things are feasible.

Seriously. If your crust is just there to keep the meat from falling on the floor then you need to up your pizza game. I dont know about others, but i like a good butter brushed crust. Its a nice little changeup before digging back in.

Why isn't a chicken all dark meat?

Christ, does he drink strawberry milk too?

Anyone over the age of 6 years old who doesn't eat their crusts needs a dick punch.

Keep in mind that Drew takes the crusts off his pizza slices. So, don't trust him on anything pizza.

Scott and his husband, Mike Rausch, were married in November.

I will never understand the mentality of people who go to a restaurant to torment a server. I go to enjoy the company of the people I am with and the food I am eating. If there is a hiccup along the way, hopefully it gets resolved, but I have never wanted to throw a chicken at a waitresses chest.

It's not surprising that Rosenthal prefers a small market. That way he doesn't have to stand on his tippy-toes to reach items on the top shelf.

This is the same anti-big payroll team nonsense that went around during the Yankee dynasty. When they won, they "bought" championships, when they lost, goodness and purity of the game prevailed. Of course the real villains are and have been the teams that don't spend at least $75mil in payroll (really, you should be…

It's one of those things that sounded a lot more clever inside Rosenthal's head that it does once it's exposed to air.

No... that was a good move by Wainwright on an obviously accidental HBP and Gonzalez was clearly out of line. But fans touting that as some kind of magical sportsmanship that only Cardinals players could possibly have is what makes it all so insufferable.

I also live in the Midwest, therefore I have this magical "work ethic" you talk about that's only available to us Midwesterners. It's why I waited until after my work day to read a few articles on Deadspin, which apparently you did too, posting at 2:30 and all (unless you choose the night shift purely to show how…

I'm from St. Louis and am a huge Cardinals and Rams fan (for one last season, it appears). Your response is embarrassing. STL is filled with this weird mix of extreme pride and extreme defensiveness. Oh no, Deadspin made fun of St. Louis!! Who gives a shit? I even went to the same high school as the mayor (St. Mary's…

Thank you for proving every word Drew said.

It was in the Wall Street Journal, a publication that moderately successful people read, i.e. no one in St. Louis.

As someone who spent their first 26 years of like in Missouri and is a lifelong Cardinals fan, I highly support this message. Francis Slay is an embarrassment, and I have no idea on God's green earth why he keeps putting out these dumb press releases whenever someone as much as steps on the heel of the Cardinals…