Similar to their cover during the Thunder-Heat finals two years ago.

So he was dehydrated with a little altitude sickness thrown in. A saline drip and a chocolate chip cookie would have made him feel pretty good, too.

The Ricottalypse.

"I can't believe it worked"

Wasn't he a little old to be in Greenwich Village in 1969?

The fact that he was remaining in office just so he could retire as the longest-serving commissioner ever tells you all you need to know about David Stern.

Yup. He absolutely saved the league from itself in the early 80s, but hung on far too long. He and Jordan should have both retired after the big shot vs the Jazz, but they just didn't know when to walk away.

Trump refuses to attend any of their ceremonies because they won't let him be president.

Donald's not racist! Remember?

What, did you tube and yahoo shut down their comments section?

"Great move. I was going to get around to it, but as it turns out, 30 years just wasn't enough time."

Induction officiated by Cliven Bundy.

Don, Clod, Banned, Damn

...Well knock me over with a feather. I can safely say that I did not see that coming.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

Lunch

A thin Ortiz...there are no words.

Ortiz is fuming and will now walk the entire diamond on his next HR.

And here is the necessary GIF.