Layers of chaos.

True, but the likelihood of that seems nil considering this wart on humanity's past record.

But at least in Jordan's case, he had actual talent.

To be clear, you're a fucking douchebag. When I think ghetto thug, Magic Johnson is the first person that pops into my head. Right. Likewise, when I think small-dicked knuckle-dragging troll, you're the first person that pops into my head.

For real, it's amazing how Stern, in retrospect, will go down as an awful commissioner. It wasn't always the case but the past 15-20 years, fucking pathetic.

There's now way around that, he owns the team. What do you propose?

Not Donalt Trump?

Then "fuck you," NBA, indeed!

Cardinal fans make even Red Sox fans seem humble.

For starters, Symphony is totally available on the east coast, it's made by Hershey. It's pretty meh, but I'd say it's a step up from the regular Hershey slop. Second, your top 10 is OK, but WHITE CHOCOLATE at number 2? White Chocolate is vile garbage meant to torment you when you want actual chocolate. It's not even…