I mean, Britney probably is singing live. She just isn't mic'd, so you can't hear her, and they're also playing the prerecorded music at the same time.

I hear that Jesus impersonator also does a hilarious Moses.

Can we always get at least one piece of historical gossip each Dirt Bag? Thanks.

Birthing a child takes less time. And doesn't involve SO MUCH ARGUING.

So your CarrotDating Facebook page has 74 likes. Not a lot of people drinking that Kool-Aid, huh? Maybe you should bribe people to like it!

You're so stupid it hurts. Do you understand how analogies work? If the bone is like the present, then the dog is like the ....

“Carrot Dating brings romance back into the dating game by encouraging men to never go to a first date empty-handed. And in return, women will always give nice guys a chance.”

So, you said exactly what Jezebel posted that you said. Misogynistic shitforbrains.

If I google image search "get laid haircut", this is one of the results. I'm not sure this cut would get me laid. Not even with my wife.

Well no one would be dumb enough to buy diamond NAIL POLISH...

Two words: suction cup. Ideally somehow attached to a vaccum cleaner or somethig. Imagine how satisfying it would be to watch that gunk slowly emerge from her pore in one long, black noodle. Imagine.

man i kept waiting for that thing to come out singing "hello my baby... hello my darling..."

oh the cysts, so disgusting, so fun to watch.

I just kept thinking, "Gosh, if only she had a coke spoon!" Because I'm terrible.

This thing has over 3 million views on YouTube.

Not that it isn't warranted, but isn't Fiona kind of known for freaking out onstage about stuff? Or am I thinking of someone else?

It's funny, I mentioned the same exact thing the other day and I didn't get grayed. I'm not sure if they just overlooked it, or if different authors have different tolerances for people calling out this website's stultifying hypocrisy.

Thank you for mentioning that - sometimes the people who write really sensitive, soul-searching songs are not the most stable people, and that's not really their fault or something to be surprised or affronted by? I saw Alanis Morrisette for the second time in Vancouver and she spent at least a quarter of the show in…

Contrary to the opinion of your critic, you do not suck at all at sarcasm. Sadly, some people suck at getting sarcasm.