Big Freedia would disagree that the ass went away.

"drunk, asexual nanny"

She was Cherry on Sons of Anarchy too. I really liked her there.

My reaction reading this on my cell in the stairway. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

ahh, this! they totally all marry each other! it's so weird!!!

I'm surprised it wasn't "While My Guitar Tried to Vomit but it Couldn't Because it Was a Guitar and Also it Wondered if There was Enough Bleach in the World to Make it Feel Clean Again."

The immortal words of George Harrison come to mind, "While my guitar gently weeps."

I am a "bullshit sommelier" and these water flights are some of the finest.

Versace: The Stefon Collection.

I would pay good money to see (and mock) the resulting tanlines.

I'm biased cuz I hate the show (quick! take away my gay card!), but I'm not surprised because in general, the show's attempts to deal with "issues" has often been crass, heavy-handed, and wrong-headed.

I used to work as a therapeutic recreation specialist at a nursing home and we played Bingo like 75 times a week. Problem was, people didn't want to play without prizes and our nursing home was dirt poor...thus we depended on donations to use as prizes. One day a woman who's mother had been a resident at the nursing…

I worked at a gift shop in a library. The gift shop sold little toys and bits of jewelry, and was used to fund projects where the library couldn't get grants. Some items we purchased for resale, but a few were donated. Ty donated.

Implants that expensive better shoot sparks out my nipples and twirl tassels on command.

Hahaha! I have found benedryl in my bra before. Still confused.

That's terrible. Like anyone had anything better to ask Jesus. I'm sorry that happened to you.