True story: in the very early 90s when I was in second grade, a classmate of mine got to change her name because there were so many Ashleys in our class. Her parents actually allowed their seven year old daughter to pick her name, and she picked "Jewel." They had her name legally changed by the second month of…

Thanks! That's my favorite part too. :)

Aah! Why do I always bypass the first rounds of these?

Milo (conducting the sunrise) & Tock.

This made me say, "NonoNOno." Out loud. On the street. NO. Nonono.

Urgh. I'm going to be thinking about this all day. And probably we'll into the weekend.

It's safe to say I'm a Phantom Tollbooth cultee (have the tattoo and the Feiffer-signed Annoted Tollbooth to cement it), soooooooo I will probably / definitely watch this soon, and I am very glad it exists.

This is really interesting. I'm not sure what sort of credence (if any) that this gives, but in Chauvet Cave, there is an image of a "Venus" (named that by the archaelogists working there).

Ahh, maybe so.

Doooootdooooodooooot.... Uh huh, uh huh. Tell me more.

I don't comment much on mainpage, so, perhaps that is why? I'm not mad at it...?

The health of strangers is none of my business. I cannot diagnose other people's health just by looking at them.

Dolphins can't even READ. Dumb.

She looks great. Very... Prairie Disco?

I refuse to believe this shirt they pulled off of Jimmy Buffet's live corpse is $118.

She's real, that's fine, but this reminds me a Weeds joke. "Your fake ID says Lacy LaPlante? You should have just gone with Mary Jane Drugdealer."

What the fuck is this? I am WEEPING at my desk.

Gimme. Tell me all the oils.

You're right. This item was kind of stretching it, a little. I mean, really.

I know. He kind of sounds like a nightmare. (Sincerity.)