This is why I prefer high baking, if one must bake in an altered state— I get really obsessed with doing all the things neatly. I'm normally kind of a sloppy baker. It would be a disaster to do it tipped. Kitchen-on-fire disaster, I'm sure.

Mr. Vee has a lot of Korean co-workers who happen to be women, a little younger than I am (they're about 19, 20ish). He was talking about how he'd like to get to know them better, so I told him he should ask if they like So Nyuh Shi Dae, the 9-girl pop music empire that they are. (Possibly the equivalent of asking…

Gaga as the lead singer for Queen? Sign me the fuck up.

I like you.

Playing with HSL is my secret weapon. It makes colors practically glow in the dark.

The babies mix a lot better if, like Dannon, you sell them at the bottom of the yogurt.

Yeah, where would my Asian family have been without a spunky white girl kicking around to correct their sad, broken Engrish for them?

Laugh track is a severe turn-off. Love Kat Dennings, but will not watch any show with a laugh track, anymore. What do you think this is, the 70s (the 90s)?

It says that you are amazing.

I had mono too, and it left me with a lethargic, somewhat depressive cloud over my head for something like three months. And my lymph nodes seemed to be swollen for a really long time. And the sore throat lingered for a few more months after that (I caught it in the fall, and the onslaught of winter didn't help…

I like you.

Going through some old playlists, and WOW, it's been a long time since I've heard this song.

I like Anthony Ryan too, actually. Plus, he's from my state.

You should email the Gawker overlords and tell them about it. I sent one awhile back, complaining that the same box (before this remodel) was covering part of the articles in my Chrome browser.

"You have to take that blanket fort down... in the living room. Man. Thing's out of control."

Was totally ok with Becky leaving (she should have gone sooner). My issue is with the copious amount of WHINING. I've always maintained that this show was about crying and sewing, but this season is ridiculous.

Thanks! This was quite helpful!

OH LET'S PLEASE TALK ABOUT PROJECT RUNWAY NOW. I have no one with whom to share my rage.

UM, that sounds awesome. Perhaps the kid moving in is an appropriate time to build myself a blanket fort.

Cheers to you!