@aquarianantiquarian: On one hand, I suppose it's cool to see a girl sniper kick ass. On the other, she ends up begging to be killed. She doesn't exactly get to die a hero's death.

@velcrosneakers: I feel like Asians are one of the last groups that are "acceptable" to make fun of on a large scale. People think it's "no big deal" and it's sad.

@aquarianantiquarian: It's true, even friends of mine have said it to me. I don't find it all that funny, but they certainly seem to.

Ugh. The treatment this article is getting here on Jezebel, by the commenters I normally love and feel some sort of rapport with? I think one person asked, "What do I get if I shoot a ping pong ball out of my vagina?" and then there are the "Me so horny" comments.

@swampbird: That video is AMAZING! Easily one of the best I've seen this year.

I. Love. Cook's Illustrated.

I don't hate this opening. I don't like Kesha, but The Simpsons save it.

@lodown: HAH, The Bartman. I remember how popular this was— during one of my dance recitals, one of the older classes DID THIS onstage.

@wtfox?!: I just got mine last year as well!

@RousseMacabre: The weather is just disgusting in New Orleans right now. It's so humid, I can feel it in my lungs (it's humidity or smoker's lung, anyway).

@alexandrahamilton: One of the greatest GIFs of ALL TIME.

Picking up my pen tablet for the first time in over a month!

@heartandanchor: This might be the funniest thing I've seen all day:

I lived, for a very long time, in a small southern town. I have seen a lot of Confederate flags in my lifetime... on the backs of trucks, flying in front yards, even used in advertisements.

@mannequin: Go, you! You're going to have a fun night.

Oh, only you, Tumblr.

@JuneCarter: Ugh, I always try to forget that Beck is a Scientologist. That's a real bummer.

Two musicians Wikipedia has forever ruined for me:

@otherginger: I saw the final photos before I saw the actual episode, and I reeeeally thought Angelea was going to get reamed for that photo.

@HurricaneEyes: Thanks for posting! I've never been a big fan of Kelis, but the video and song are both great, great, great!