Wow. Great kids and an important message to the 9 year old.

Exactly. Two plus two is four whether I believe it or not.

It's nice of these guys to give the women around them such a clear and undeniable red flag. Most people have to wait weeks or even months to figure out that a guy is a piece of shit, they're really saving us all a lot of time here.

"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing it. I don't know how they...how do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women.…

I love reading Miss Manners on the subject. "Should I tell my friend she's fat?" "Why? Do you think she hasn't noticed?" If you see something wrong with someone's appearance, the rule is that you can mention it only if the person can immediately fix the problem. Since no one is going to step into another room and…

Classic Sims. I remember my first fire. I've never laughed so hard at a game in my life.

There was 2 sims in the household. The first one drowned in a pool when I didn't know they needed a ladder to get out and while that was happening the other one lit the house on fire and burned to death.

I think Michael Sam has a pretty good story and it has nothing to do with his being gay. It is amazing that he's alive, not on drugs, not in jail, or not homeless.

I know! Famous rookies NEVER get attention. They don't star in Snickers commercials (Manziel), snort coke on Instagram (Manziel), engage in public drunkenness (Manziel), obsess over "their brand" (RGIII), drag the Kardashian freak show with them (Reggie Bush), have pimp and crack dealers as parents (Bryant), legions…

It's unfortunate because he doesn't get to play professional football right now. See, it would be fortunate if he did get to play. So because not playing is the opposite, they say unfortunate.

As a teen, I called my mom a bitch to her face exactly once. She did the same thing the next time I called to ask for a ride. Refused to answer to "Mom", only "The Bitch", until I apologized.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

So let me get this straight: law enforcement doesn't dare fight Clive Bundy and his thugs, but unarmed protesters and journalists get the full armed brigade treatment.

"We've done everything we can to demonstrate a remarkable amount of restraint."

So I take it that these street trolls are able to tell, just by looking, which visitors to the abortion women's health clinics are totally and for sure there for abortions, and which are there for:

I assumed that Kim Kardashian meant that if you leave the house as a pregnant woman and dare to have any pregnancy style whatsoever that someone will pick you to pieces.

You realize that Opie & Anthony were the ones who gave Breitbart the platform for blasting Anthony Weiner's junk shot story all over the place, right? They didn't mind the "PC police" when they were the PC police.

Trying not to feed trolls here so I'm starting my own thread.

Nobody deserves to be assaulted - no one is saying that white men deserve assault or that it's not a big deal when a white man is assaulted.

"I don't like that my words and actions had consequences. I didn't break a law, therefor the business I work for should be required to give me a platform in order to say whatever I want! This is political correctness gone MAAAAAAAAD!" -Actual Shitstain, Anthony Cumia