as someone who loves both destroying things and theft, i have less of a hard time understanding it. any port in a storm, any wal-mart in a riot.

What’s to understand? Protests that bring out thousands of upset people will bring out people that are so upset they make poor choices, and people who aren’t really upset or there to protest, but are using the chaos as cover for bad behavior. It’s not like any protest starts with the mission statement “we’ll block…

WHERE WAS THIS ADVICE YESTERDAY, ASHLEY

How well will this picture work instead:

If Ashley's phone had to die so that this blog could live, it was entirely worth it.

There are many different parenting styles for many different children.

I was totally flat chested until about 20 when I quit sports and discovered beer. Got boobs within about 6 months, went from an A to C. Maybe Taylor discovered the boob enhancing properties of Old Milwaukee, too (don't judge, I was poor and new to alcohol).

It’s cheap and has a sweet (chemical like) taste. I think it’s geared for people (I hate to say women but I guess it is) who idolize thinness, and don’t drink a lot AKA they have no idea what good booze/wine is supposed to taste like.

I saw Luann one day last fall on my lunch break. She was turning the corner at Lex and 62nd; I was walking across the street with my little salad. I started BAWLING amidst the crowd of tourists looking for the park and other lonely UES salad eaters. I scared everyone around me, except for Luann. I cry/yelled LUANN OH…

I legit bark-laughed at this.

Intelligence is not what gets people pensions. That’s not how the world works. It’s as if you just arrived here out of a time machine. It’s really rather quaint. You sound like my senile grandmother who lives in a hospital. She doesn’t understand the modern world either.

No shit. I make over $22/hr and am not in poverty or anything, but definitely not wiping my ass with $100 bills. My brother makes $16/hr and lives with me because he can’t afford his own apartment without a roommate and he can’t do that right now. $16/hr is good money if you’re single with no kids and live with your…

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

“Hope Hicks” sounds like Trump’s entire campaign strategy.

I remember once thinking I wanted to do this kind of work, work with interpol. I think I would lose my goddamn mind. I don’t know how they do it, I could never live with those images in my head. I sometimes can’t undo what I read, so I can’t imagine what it must be like to see it.

I feel sorry for you that your definition of an “amazing” relationship is one in which you are perpetually a teenager. A quality man would want you to grow and develop, not babble vapidly like a high schooler. Because unless you die young, you’re not going to be hot forever.

I just want to point out that you started off by saying the women who say SSM is a cult are“fucking crazy” and then proceeded to write a 10 thousand word single paragraph incoherent ramble.