There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

If you are joking, I don’t get it. If you’re not joking, you don’t get it.

Farts are, by comparison, pleasant and reasonable things to repeatedly unleash on national television.

Talking pile of leftover orange peels Trump

I bet at least 30% or Americans think this is a great idea. If not 40%. It’s really easy for people to just sit here and joke that he’s saying ridiculous shit. But there’s a huge portion of the country that absolutely believes this.

“It’s worth pointing out, first of all, that no one, not even Lord of Outer Darkness Dick Cheney, thinks this is a good plan.”

They could afford the child. What they couldn’t afford (and few people can) was to be able to take care of the child themselves during the day without using a day care. The woman was the primary provider for the family since she was the one with health insurance. Being able to stay at home with your child in the first…

You mean like planning to move to a country with paid mat leave? But no- you’re right- no middle class people should be procreating. We should definitely leave that to fundamentalists who don’t allow women to work in the first place.

i knew it would only take minutes for one of you assholes to emerge.

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

This, combined with the fact that Porsha didn’t know her sister was pregnant? What is WRONG with this family?

Oh man, this was one long cringe. It’s pretty hard for me to feel badly for Porsha, but I sure did last night.

Oompa-Loompa American.

Dear god, what must you have gone through in life to become a pro-Trump activist.

enlarged pee-spattered Sno-Cone and presidential candidate

If the NFL was serious about domestic violence then it would be policy that men who beat women don’t play or work for the NFL period.

Tell ya what. Go beat the shit out of your girlfriend or boyfriend and see if anyone from the NFL shows up with a $12 million check.

Who gives a shit that he missed 19 games? He should be missing them all and the NFL shouldn’t be enabling this r from franchises. Any claims to moral superiority from the NFL head offices…

I think “We have given Greg a second chance” admits that he did something wrong in the first place, and recognizing that he did something wrong but not punishing him or advocating any punishment undermines the notion that Jerry Jones and the Cowboys and The NFL take domestic violence seriously. They don't. Football…

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”

Yeah think with both the NFL turning a blind eye for dollars, and fans turning a blind eye (or being outwardly vitriolic) for entertainment, there is no incentive for the system to change (at any level really).