Monica Lewinsky? You get the opportunity to ask Bill Clinton one questions and his fuck buddy would be the first thing to come to mind? I guess the internet has been making us stupider far longer than I thought.

And ironically, his wife will be the first presidential candidate to go to jail for internet mail.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

If you are joking, I don’t get it. If you’re not joking, you don’t get it.

Farts are, by comparison, pleasant and reasonable things to repeatedly unleash on national television.

Talking pile of leftover orange peels Trump

I bet at least 30% or Americans think this is a great idea. If not 40%. It’s really easy for people to just sit here and joke that he’s saying ridiculous shit. But there’s a huge portion of the country that absolutely believes this.

“It’s worth pointing out, first of all, that no one, not even Lord of Outer Darkness Dick Cheney, thinks this is a good plan.”

Hey, they're just trying to stay abreast of the situation.

Seriously, what a couple of sweater puppies.

Yeah, I was going to say that. What boob thought that up.

They could afford the child. What they couldn’t afford (and few people can) was to be able to take care of the child themselves during the day without using a day care. The woman was the primary provider for the family since she was the one with health insurance. Being able to stay at home with your child in the first…

You mean like planning to move to a country with paid mat leave? But no- you’re right- no middle class people should be procreating. We should definitely leave that to fundamentalists who don’t allow women to work in the first place.

i knew it would only take minutes for one of you assholes to emerge.

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

This, combined with the fact that Porsha didn’t know her sister was pregnant? What is WRONG with this family?

I thought this until they introduced Jessie’s stupid(est) son Ron. THAT guy is the worst!

“he almost instantly finds a fuel tanker that still works”

Oh man, this was one long cringe. It’s pretty hard for me to feel badly for Porsha, but I sure did last night.

Dear god, what must you have gone through in life to become a pro-Trump activist.