He's funny. That's all I expect him to be. He's not my husband or my friend so why should I care who he's friends with. His show is good and he makes me laugh. Why do you expect him to be a comedian and a perfect human being with perfect feminist credentials in all aspects of his life?

This, so hard. Aside from unfortunate exceptions when an animal turns out to be some sort of really unexpected surprise that you truly can't handle*, fucking be prepared because you decided to be responsible for another life, and tossing it back isn't cool

But the subject of this article who turned the dog in due to farting is an asshole. And lots of people that surrender their dogs are assholes and do it for messed up reasons.

it is the owners fault, but I feel like some of those owners just need some advice about how to select and train a dog, so we have less dogs in shelters. The ones who bring back a farter are probably hopeless though.

One speaker postulated that women are responsible for all domestic violence because, having all the power in relationships, they could simply choose not to marry violent men.

Beyoncé and Jay have only been married since 2008.

I thought it was obvious by now that Scott is the troll of the Kardashian clan. He's not serious.

HAHAHA. Omg. Hold on a second, I need to recollect myself.

You clearly do not know how plan-b works. Abortion is the deliberate termination of a pregnancy, plan-b prevents pregnancy. It prevents the sperm from reaching the egg, and if it does fertilize, then it prevents the egg from implanting. It doesn't end a…

Do you work hard at being this dumb, or does it come naturally to you?

That's not the point. The SC has just established that corporations have legally-protected religious beliefs.

AND, the people who are pushing for abortion restrictions are also the ones that are always preaching about how "poor women, women of color, undocumented immigrants, etc." need to stop having more children that they need government assistance to support. Like nobody explained to them that sex - bc - abortion = more…

I was just having this conversation my husband on Wednesday. Which is when I also found out that he was under the impression that Plan B was the same as an abortifacient like this....major side eye. Also hilarious in that I've used it a good 4 or 5 times since we've been together and he's been well aware. Not sure if…

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Its amazing, people who seem to be able to attract no one in real life all think models on the internet that refuse to meet them are in love with them.

This is the only reason to watch Catfish.

Ryan Gosling is still in love with Rachel McAdams.

When my kid asks me where babies come from, I'm just going to say "When a man and a woman love each other very much, the woman puts her hand on her stomach. Then a stranger takes a picture and publishes it. That's how a woman gets pregnant."

Jesus Christ, you're Jezebel cliché come to life.

Crayola box! Everyone knows you use the peach crayon to color white-people skin!