I dreamed a dream that someone would drop a fire “Les Miz” reference on The Root.

The colonizer/gentrified “discovered " the topiary dog.

You know what tho? I get her non apology, cause stealing is a THING for middle class/rich white girls. It’s really wild actually. But it is. It’s a coming of age thing for them and they do it all the time like it’s nothing. They go to CVS or wherever and just steal shit cause they can, and because they are white and…

Les Miserables would have been a lot shorter if Jean Valjean would have just explained that he didn’t know the bread was a sentimental item.

O’Rourke’s answer was not only intelligent and well thought out, it was inspirational and sounded almost presidential.

“I’m a civil rights Republican.”

Did the cop take him to the witness that identified him, or were they on the way to Burger King before the party was canceled?

As has been noted elsewhere, here’s a nice portion from the dedication speech for Silent Sam:

I bet if she’d shown up in an afro or dreds she would have been turned away. Honestly, the parents should get a refund and find a decent school to put their daughter in. Let these “christians” self segregate.

“only the students’ natural hair is permitted,”

Hmm, so odd, because it sure DID seem to matter whose sermons Barack Obama attended before becoming President. It also mattered whether or not Bill Clinton smoked pot before becoming President.

I wish Every student showed up the next day with a bandanna on. Nothing brings kids together like a display against authority.

I was sympathetic until this:

I’ve NEVER heard of someone being arrested for violating the dress code. That isn’t a law it’s a school rule, one that everyone knows is just used to tell people they can’t dress the way they’d like. If you violate the dress code you’re not fucking arrested you’re sent home.

...but no arrests have been made so far.

“This is the photo of Aretha Franklin and Pattie Labelle we intended to publish”

I don’t think they’re blind. I think they’ve evolved highly specialized vision. For example, apparently a Fox News viewer can differentiate all these faces:

And sadly, I know this from experience from having worked with people like that. This is a person who regularly uses slurs, no doubt about it. 

Yup. Couldn’t be arsed to not be a complete piece of shit in public and he wants grace? FOH. You don’t drop racist slurs on accident because you’re “upset”.  That doesn’t happen unless the words are already a part of your daily vocabulary.