You win. That’s incredibly sad.

Elio has a video simulation of what their configurator would look like if they had one.

my favorite part was when you backed up your thesis with science, mathematics, and hard evidence.

why should we care about your problems when you are polluting the air and killing the planet with your TDI!?

absolutely fake, but great nonetheless!

Quick Mysteries!

the mustang is the florida of cars.

Tweeted, then deleted, by Elon Musk:

No, he knows how business works. If he were CEO of Ford and not running for President he would be moving all Ford manufacturing to Mexico while the whole time talking about how it helps American workers.

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

One time my brother threw a quarter into the toll tray from two cars back (the guy was one coin short and taking forever). The gate went up and I actually applauded from the passenger seat. This is the only thing I’ve seen that compares to that.

Transparency—the compensation tool of worker bees like me. Alan, how does this service compare to salary.com for accuracy, etc.?

Guessing your eyeglasses prescription ran out. Please don’t be like the guy in another post commenting how much more beautiful the Spark is, don’t be that guy.

Ok, but :

It’s missing something.

People with a lot of things going through their mind often studder. I do it a lot when I’m talking as well. I can only imagine all of the stuff going through his head all of the time.

Yep. Public speaking is not his forte.