Yea, I love when I see ass-in vehicles parked at the Costco. These are people who are so obsessed with backing in, they overlook the fact that the doors and boot are facing the wrong way.

Well, you had to be 18 to legally buy smokes. So yes, it does mean 18/19 year olds.

You’re missing some Campari in your Negroni...

Um, as any pork roll lover knows, it’s one radial slice.

Interesting. I always made 4 cuts on the outside. One at each cardinal direction, essentially. 

Methinks you have never been to a dead show. The only barter going on in the parking lot on a wide scale was the exchange of goods for money. Signed, a deadhead who supported her tour habit selling veggie burritos in the parking lot and ironically enough went on to work on wall street.

This is not even surprising. Ever hear the term “trustafarian”? There’s plenty of rich, privileged, libertarian fucks who also like to smoke pot and think of themselves as chill and free-spirited.

They didn’t actually try the best one: ground chia seed. I add about 1 tbsp per egg to my dry ingredients (unlike flax, which needs to be mixed with water and activated ahead of time) and add a little more liquid at the end if my mix seems dry. Chia works as both a lightener and a binder. My banana bread is fluffy and…

You guys, my dad called me the other day and gave me a 5-10 minute lecture on why I should support Donald Trump and how Trump and Bernie Sanders really want the same things for America.

Here in Wisconsin, we make the IRS give us our refunds in Miller Lite and Bratwurst.

Now how is this not a movie yet?

For this reason, I have come to hate going to the movies, to Broadway shows, and concerts. And I used to love all of those things. I am so sick of people who can’t shut up, or can’t go 5 minutes without shoving some kind of crap food/overpriced beer into their faces (followed by the obligatory multiple trips to the…

DID BRIGET BUILD THAT DOCK

God, yes, olive oil, garlic, salt, sauté till bright green, eat.

I think it’s pretty clear that if this person actually gave a shit about the rape victim, they would have disclosed this information anywhere between when it happened and last year, rather than waiting until the election campaign started again. This tells me they’re doing it for political reasons and for attention,…

I've been doing this my whole life with my Pasta Milanese. It’s pretty standard with that dish, although most people make it only for St. Joseph’s Day.