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If I die and go to heaven, please let it look like the Silverstone Classic.

Several anti-vax organizations have been pooling their collective intellectual powers

An armed white guy.

Funny how when a white guy tries to escape police custody he’s subdued with pepper spray and a taser instead of being shot and killed.

356 time?

Real or fake?

Cutting the cheese is part of the bathroom experience.

The last four women I’ve worked with have been able to put someone to the ground four times as hard as I can, pin them in such a way that they’ll never escape, and the last one made someone submit using only her bare hands that I would have required a taser for.

If you’re culture routinely mutilates women to stop their sexual desires then your culture is, at it’s core, inferior and barbaric.

Last time I went to a club this guy lectured my friends and I because apparently he’d been watching us all night and every time rando dudes came up behind us, we “ran away”. Sorry I’m shifting away from gropers. During his speech, another guy came up, put his arm around me tightly and asked if I wanted a beer. If he

YES. This story reminds me of that poor girl who was murdered by the boy she turned down on going to Prom with as she was already going with her boyfriend. A lot of MRAs were like this is why women shouldn’t reject any men. Again, BULLSHIT, he was already prepared to kill her as he knew she would say no.

This is hilarious because I had to scroll up to see what you were talking about, and wow... he definitely looks like he’s wearing some kind of “Sexy business” Halloween costume. Yikes

Thanks, now I need a new bottle of wine to replace the one I just threw up

As a father of four, including a toddler, I approve this gif. lmao

That’s fine, I didn’t want a Ford GT.

All of these men are my boyfriends. They were fighting over my taco: I said whoever won could eat it. But while they were fighting I ate it myself. It was my last one. Next time I go to Taco Bell, I’ll be sure to get a 12 pack.

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

What was the favorite for Windows?

It’s sad that Bethanny is sick. I hope she gets better. But she is soooooo annoying and so desperate for attention that I just want to punch her in the face.