wow! Somebody read all the way through?
I hear you on the kid getting ready after the bus gets there. I’m in a rural area, one of the roads to work was a semi “back road,” which means you can see quite a ways, which means you can see the school bus a long way off; but, the mommies can’t start hugging and kissing good…

I missed this when it was first posted, so I’ll just add a couple of my pet peeves (I’m an old, I can say that):

Signaling AS you turn; I know your life is so much more important than mine; I know that you won’t signal as I’m waiting to make the same turn from the other direction, UNTIL you go for the turn, THEN your…

I’m wondering, doesn’t a kubaton extend in length when you swing it? The video made it look like defending oneself with a pen.

“I Got Hacked,” “That’s Fake News,...”

This is clearly a man speaking words he’s been told he has to say.
Not a man saying something he wants to say.

Yes, but Trump only cares about Trump.
In other news, water still wet, fire still hot.

The district also released a statement saying it was “shocked by the conduct of these students its own inability to come up with any other statement than this pathetic shit....”

Yea, but airplanes are not really falling out of the sky, are they?

Not really...
I get your point. This sucks all around, and the pursuit of money is at the blah, blah, blah...
This just sucks...I mean airplanes???

I’ll bet all the folks doing life for minor pot possession offenses are welcoming the news, especially about the profits part...
Of course, we can’t just let them go free...that would hurt the private prison “Industry...”
Maybe a few pot brownies from the commissary would make them feel better about it.

The practice of falsely labeling data to meet customer’s specifications could date back more than 10 years, according to the Financial Times.

Global competition has forced companies to cut costs, flout labour laws and over-stretch staff, often to the point of destruction...

Is it me, or does that red Porsche in the lede illustration have 13" rims...?

As for why aliens haven’t bothered to pay a visit to Earth: If you were a blond, full-figured alien, would you  feel comfortable dropping  by here?

Trump (or, his ilk) saying it was a “fact,” does not make it a fact.
Just as saying something is fake news doesn’t make it fake news, even if your the asshole in chief.
Where can I get a taxpayer-paid job where I can make up the rules as I go? I promise to actually be there some of the time.

Be nice to the fellow predators you meet on the way up, they’re they same fellow predators you’ll see on the way down...

...others at the school are defending her, saying on social media that she is a “great person” and a “wonderful teacher,”

A package from an ebay seller came up missing, on a day when I was outside and the temp mailman handed my mail TO ME, sans package, of course; the post office later declaring to ebay it had been put in my mailbox...as reported by their letter carrier.

every cold case involving a black murder victim in that county country needs to be reopened and investigated now.

the eys have it...!