“UzBeckystan”

Law enforcement told the celeb gossip site that the woman said that it was Nelly who raped her.

I have the perfect solution, one that will accelerate the safety and racing tech development of autonomous cars. Test them here.

‘69 Beetle.
Ran out of gas within a quarter mile of a station.
No gas can.
I found an old soda bottle and walked to the gas station with it, filled it, paid and began to walk back to the Bug.
Less than 50' from the car, I’m suddenly SURROUNDED by cops! I mean, two cars jumped the curb in front and back of me, and two more…

Not as long as the elected officials in Washington keep pocketing that blood money from the NRA and their ilk!

How does something that happened almost exactly 5 years ago find itself on the top news picks on Jalop?

Al Capone’s vault remains safely intact between this clown’s ears...

No, he’s right. It could be construed as a privilege.
BUT, if it’s a privilege, it’s a privilege that his employers, us, have the right to take away from Him.

Where’s this impeachment proceeding we keep hearing about?

You’re 100% correct! And if you’ve signed up for the do not call registry, don’t hold your breath on anything ever happening if you report persistent calls.
They (the FCC) tells you right on the site that the phone number you’re reporting doesn’t do a damn thing towards making it stop, because of spoofing.
But it sure…

It’s already gone past this for me, I’ve started getting the no-ring voicemails. I pay for my minutes, I’m not on a plan with unlimited anything, and I have to pay for the time it takes to dial up my voice mail and listen to the shit that follows.
I’m fucking 60, and lately every call wants to help me with student loan…

When babies are used as attention getting devices,

NOPE!!
Is there a promo code that WORKS?

NOPE!!
Is there a promo code that WORKS?

FUCK!

Fuck Google! Google sucks. End of sentence, full stop.
They are so busy with their other little alphabet companies, they’ve let their core product turn to shit.
I had so many issues with Chrome, which I couldn’t change as it is on my “Chrome” book.
I was ignored from the start, and when I finally got their attention…

Grosse Pointe has long been held as one of the quintessential “wealthy suburbs,” where medium household income soars into the triple digits.

Fixed that for you...

Nothing will come of this, no great surprise; ignorant, self-important people with money can afford attorneys that get them off anything their entitled asses want/choose to do, setting them free to rinse and repeat.

Trump told reporters that America has seen “bigger storms.”

yeah, this was known, down to the penny paid...