Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

In fairness, most of them actually have a train of thought to start with, though, and aren't just free associating words until they run out of breath.

I love how you always pretend sexism isn’t real. It’s so charming in a gross, extraordinarily stupid way.

Dude, chill.

DEAR HOLLYWOOD,

THIS IS RUINING MY CHILDHOOD.

YEP

Jon snow winked and now I'm pregnant

“He said Dada today, three times!”

So Voldemort replaces Voldemort?

This is like replacing Satan with Cthulu.

AAHHAHahahahaha!!!!

can you BELIEVE these two didnt last?

Friend to me after reading this article: “And apparently I have to like Third Eye Blind now. This day is not going well.”

You mock but that’s how me and my wife met. We were both at a Podiatry convention in St. Kitts and, after my customary 75 backstroke laps to start my day, I got out of the pool and grabbed my commemorative Batman Forever beach towel only for our hands to meet as she reached for the same one. We laughed over the…

*Smash* THREE HUNDRED YEARS SCOTTLAND *Smash* HAS BEEN PART OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE *Smash* AND YOU GO AND FUCK IT ALL UP WITH YOUR POLITICAL PEACOCKING *Smash* *Smash* *Smash*

I’m going to stay agnostic on the Ann of this story — but in general, I think this response is a bit silly. When you’re young, maybe. But it’s pretty reasonable, I think, to say “Look, I want to get married. If you don’t, we’re going to have to part ways.” A *lot* of relationship heartache could probably solved with…

I love this movie and Moore was perfection in it.