I heard a lady on NPR the other day who was pro-Trump because Hillary, “spent the whole debate flirting with the camera.”

Yep, Bush Jr. was a C+ student.

That’s all beside the fact that Hillary Clinton is 68, so she has been preparing for this debate for the last 50 years, at least.

To every GG stan who might rage at the title and scroll immediately to the comments:

Megyn Kelly showed up as she continues the long, slow march towards the end of her contract. Her coworker Sean Hannity took a break from shining Donald Trump’s shoes to ask him a few questions following the debate.

Chip and Joanna could have it looking like new in 42 minutes, you’d just have to deal with a lot of shiplap and “distressed” furniture

I dunno, the “maybe don’t take our children into a war zone where even UN convoys are bombed” is not that bad a tack . . .

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?

God.

That’s ridiculous that the reporter would question Clooney about them at the UN for God’s sake.

i feel like y’all are baiting us, taunting us to see if we’re going to bring up BrexPitt, and you know you’re only setting us up to fail

HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND BROODY AND THINKING AND JUST SO VERY VERY. PLEASE TAKE THIS COMMENT BACK AND APOLOGIZE

I know people love this series, but I read the first book and had a terrible time of it (the writing drove me nuts), was bored to death during the movie, but LOVED the soundtrack. So if this soundtrack is as good as the last one, I’ll consider it a win.

Why on earth would they go with fucking Lauer for the forum when they have Maddow? Matt Lauer is an idiot.

Here’s a dramatic re-creation of Kanye’s speechwriting process:

It’s also a story about Expedia, which is a website-based service, you ignorant douche.

Or you could, you know, just skip the story and move on with your life if the content doesn’t interest you.

The baby will just be crying for those ten minutes, nonstop. A baby’s needs and its wants are the same thing. Crying is their only form of communication, and they don’t understand waiting because they don’t understand time. So the baby won't starve, but you can't explain that to him, because he's a baby.

Also, Joe Biden! Today! Tweeted this picture! For Obama’s 55th Birthday!