“Maybe I shouldn’t have tried for a third one.”

“Of Coors you should have!”

That’s a hefty contract. I guess there was no way the Bronco’s were gonna get Miller lite.
I guess now that he’s getting all the money he’ll be living the Miller High Life.
I guess this was a real Miller Genuine Draft 64 Lemonade???

Maybe I shouldn’t have tried for a third one.

Can’t find his name in the phone book.

This joke is both original and hilarious.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

With that many trips to the Fifth, I wish he mixed it up along the way like Tron Carter. One, two, three, four, FIF!

Earnest, a tour bus operator, had the assist.

I don’t understand everyone praising him for his consistency. I mean, isn’t the point of having a Duncan is so that it can be up-and-down?

From a 1988 story in the PSU Daily Collegian about Nittany House:

The NYT piece is definitely a solid primer on how not to buy a piano, but if you specifically want to not buy a piano, proceed as follows:

Yeah, Wales, Northern Ireland, Iceland, Portugal, Slovakia, Poland, and Hungary are all fearsome teams. All of whom reached the knockout stage. USMNT could never compete against these giants.

I’m just happy there’s finally a winning Euro team that looks like me

so glad we could watch a team that finished third in their group bumblefuck their way into a title, really made the time spent watching this garbage tournament worthwhile

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