That last sentence is a drop the mic moment if I’ve ever read one. Awesome Kinja.

It was a longstanding record, and she had to overcome many of life’s hurdles to break it.

Yeah, because calling them “PKs” is what is preventing the broadening of the US soccer audience.

This. This is a bad take.

Everyone seriously, relax. This is 100% a troll job. Someone has already explained the whole “it’s a joke about him having only one eye now and pirates are (inaccurately) known to wear eye patches so the thought of him demanding a trade to the Pirates would seem fitting, and quite amusing, given the fact that he has…

No.

+1 basketball help