I’m much more concerned that Liberty was his “dream” school, but that’s a whole other ball of wax.

Chef: MY MOM

The problem is less that your opinion is bad and more that you felt the need to share it.

And yet you clicked the link.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Si. De acuerdo.

One might define a ‘better school’ as a school that has won more than .5 national titles in the last 65 years.

OK, but do you think he’ll say bad things about Jay Cutler?

You will wait your turn for misery and you will enjoy it.

It’s not like he was treated badly by the kidnappers, though. They let him grab his house keys and use the restroom before they made him get the cash.

Why are IOC Directors dressed as Brazilian Police Officers?

Here, let me help you

What two things?

1) The Cowboys won’t release him.
2) They should release him.

Seems like very reasonable points of view, unless you are referring to the Cowboys fandom as one of the two things.

Out of the NFL? It’s not like he smoked pot.

I fucks with this.

Bell is learning the hard way that when you put on that Pittsburgh Steelers uniform, they expect you to bee where you’re supposed to bee.

How did your dad’s reaction kill Hank Gathers?

“If you throw that fastball as straight as an arrow and lay it right over the middle of the plate, your liable to watch it fly all the way out of the ballpark.”

Yeah! Fuck Science!

Third eye open, well done.