Rory said you didn’t work here anymore. . . what’s up? 

Pirate Pao

see you still got the same old MySpace page working for ya

ABS was, indeed, previously standard.

An ad-free experience.

but I promise I’m not dead

lol, denial is not just a river in Egypt. This might be my favorite David stuff ever.

Hey Willy, BMW called (from the car) and they want their joke back.

We’re already halfway there. So many cars now require things be done with some sort of shockingly expensive scan tool that “available” in the same way that Ferraris are “available” to everybody. Luckily, in a lot of cases, intrepid hackers will write software to provide the same functionality as those scan tools for…

VW having problems with electronics and software? Quelle surprise!

Yeah, the word “supposed” was jarring to me. Maybe meant to type another word?

I was expecting some juicy true crime details from “supposed wife.” Alas, all I found in other stories was that she stated she’s his wife and was trying to get him declared deceased because insurance companies for the plane and such were lighting her up.

ok so my challenge is to beat that deal.

Proprietary diagnosis and parts.

BMW has been trying and failing to get people to bite on their turn signal service one for years.

U-Haul not just rents trailers to them, but will even install the hitch and wiring to make it happen!

Subscription eco mode. Without it, your car chugs gas and costs you more money. But if you pay us, we’ll save you money and your car will cost you less money overall.

Any.

Time for Jason to upgrade