Maybe if they smiled more.

I’d watch just for the scene where the surprisingly still alive Syrio Forel pulls off his White Walker mask and tosses the dagger to Arya who is being strangled by the Night King while saying “What do we say to Death?” and she replies “Not today bitch” and kills him. Then the Hound calls everyone a cunt

This:

They could have at least thrown in some naked prostitutes, for old time's sake. 

“Oh, Dani? Yeah, she said she was taking the dragon to get some smokes. She’ll be back in a bit but I’m in charge. Cool? Cool.” 

The other lords laughing at him was the only part of the episode that felt real.

Yara: “Wait, we can do that?”

After Sansa said the North should be free and Bran agreed, my first thought was “oooh, I bet the rulers of the other kingdoms are kicking themselves for not having had the idea first!"

That’s one of the dumbest pieces of writing advice I’ve ever heard.

I’m still a bit miffed that they cancelled Sym-Bionic Titan after the first season.  That show still had a lot of meat left on the bones.

What monkey paw do I have to wish on to get another season of Sym-Bionic Titan?

The Occam’s Razor answer of this is that George is really slow with the books and the internet is dumb as fuck.... So I buy what George is saying.

Euron can sense main characters from 100 miles away. It’s one of his powers that he has.

No science at all in this fiction. 

I would imagine David Lynch would accept “baffled” as a reaction to Eraserhead. What would be weird would be someone walking out of it and going, yeah I understood that, cool story, bro

No, no. You’re just mistaken.

If it’s intellectual engagement you want you’ll have to offer more to chew on than an unsupported statement and a link to a definition most people who follow politics should be well acquainted with after two+ years of DJT and his political appointees.

Man, if I wanted to watch bodies just stumble around in bad lighting and a heavy frost I’d watch a Bills game.

That seems to be the overall strategy to winning at Jeopardy.  

Auntfucking? That’s like, first base in the Seven Kingdoms.