If Netflix starts a magazine to write puff pieces about Netflix shows, it’s not a “journalistic” endeavor, it’s just a glorified ad. AV Club should be free to mock it.

Strange dragons lying in ponds distributing ice-fire is no basis for a system of government.

It’s been tried before, and Vince put the smackdown on that real fucking quick. 

At long last. Now maybe I’ll have time to try pornography.

The comedian went into a 2-minute “digression”? Well, I suppose this comedian isn’t good at his job of comedian. Be more concisely informative, comedian!!!

People are using less and less cash, and almost all transactions can be done over even the most accessible smartphones, eliminating the need for even an automated teller. A robot took a robot’s job.

“I am the View-Master. Are you the vista-keeper?”

Yeah, who would have guessed that the person who everyone expected to win the Oscar would win the Oscar?

The film Roma is currently being featured in the following categories: Best Picture, Best Director, Hidden Gems for You and Because You Watched Boss Baby

Countercountercounterpoint:I have ASD and resent the fact that, because of this character, people now expect me to be annoying but lovable, rather then simply annoying.

yea, as soon as they said she had no powers, i was like “so she’s Jean Grey.” Anyone in the mutant school that is normal is always super OP.

Any excuse to post this...

The respectable classic Porsche news website, TMZ

> After an ill-conceived attempt to introduce spontaneity by presenting her with a cake at 3 o’ clock in the morning
3:14AM. Pi o’clock. 

That would sell so stupidly well compared to this.

Will the spicy chicken sandwich version get the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos?

Yeah, all this crap she spews like *checks notes* wanting to reopen the government so people can get paid, laws are enforced, criminals are investigated, food and drugs are inspected, national parks can reopen, etc.

Sure you didn’t want to include shrill in your screed there? 

Those empty spaces are ads for Nihilism.

That has what to do with economic policy?

“I also saw Telekinetic Yeti on a bill with other metal bands in Chapel Hill.