“They’re good stewards of the original site and they built a beautiful performing arts pavilion,” Lang said. “But it’s a 15,000-seat shed. That’s not a Woodstock.”

IKR! The entire appeal of Carmen Sandiego is that you don’t know where the fuck she is!!

“Are we throwing darts? That’s way better than opera.”

This isn't Hillary's list

Everyone insisted David Tennant was the only reason Jessica Jones was so good. I refused to believe that. I wanted so much for everyone to see that there was more to this show than just Kilgrave. Season 2 irrefutably proved me wrong.

This comment is at least as bad as Iron Fist Season 1. 

Tell them to make sure they have strong reading comprehension because it will be helpful in all aspects of life.

Well, it’s not on our list of Top 20 Movies That You’d Be Shocked to Find Out AVC Critics Hated...

They had no choice, in his British accent he kept calling everyone “Whoms.”

Hence the requisite “open to non-voters too” butt-covering in our contest rules.

The tacking on of Two Face frustrates me because I was convinced they’d leave it for the 3rd film. Aaron Eckhart was great in the role and I’d have loved to see a full outing from him rather than the rushed ending they went for.

You know when it was decided that the Iron Throne would be decoded by bake off,  everyone laughed.  Now look who’s laughing!

Look, the premiere is only in about six months, surely you don’t mind wading through ten thousand entirely worthless promotional articles in the meantime?

I loved this season, but I think I’m on a list after watching that second episode...

Nobody self-identifies as a “neo-liberal.”

Who let you out of The_Donald?

“This new Death Star has only one known weakness - a fleshy vagina-like opening that a Jedi must shove his armpit spike into. The rage tumor dwarfs of Endor will help you!”

This is probably the only time David Cronenberg, David Lynch, and Steven Spielberg were all up for the same job.

Wait, is that gone already? I got so good, so fast, at ignoring it, I didn’t even realize I wasn’t ignoring it anymore.

Why isn’t everybody calling it the batawang?