No mention of the hilarity on the UCLA acceptance letter “So you’ve Bruined your life”? 

I thought it was a clever pun around his being a bay horse. 

Wow, Perfect Blue? That’s a laugh riot just like my favorite comedy TV show, BoJack Horseman

That crossover comic did exist, and surprisingly wasn’t an 90s comic (it was published in 2000).

But the 90s actually closed with another gem, a Witchblade/Darkness/Aliens/Predator crossover published nov-dec 1999. Because lol 90s. It even had a sequel.

Nobody decided it was a baby picture of Lisa and that Maggie wears her hand-me-downs?

Sitting presidents die all the time, and then are buried in their backyards and their wives get to be President.  

“Even those who find Saving Private Ryan to be corny or, worse still, an especially intense recruitment pitch from Uncle Sam”

Because apparently it can turn into your biggest hit in a decade.

I was just about to post this. As much as I love the MCU, if Gunn goes on to rescue the dying DCEU or whatever the fuck they’re calling it this week and turn it into an absolute box office giant, I would laugh and laugh.

C’mon now. There are like... uh... two more.

I clicked on Vadim’s name to pull up a list of his articles. Here they are in reverse chronological order, skipping only ensemble articles:

“Shaquille O’Neal is fulfilling a lifelong dream of launching his own restaurant”

You think the target audience for this movie is anyone except Academy voters?

I would have known who Jeanne Garofalo and Paul Reubens were, though if you pressed me I probably would not be able to name anything that they had been in.

It's where they write all the fortune cookies.

So I stumbled into this realization yesterday while making what I meant to be a joke, but a coherent throughline for this season would have been so easy.

*punches dragon's heart*

Ha, I guess she let him touch her boob so he's not leaving her for nothing.

One thing I loved is that he clearly has heard this so many times it's rote repetition from Lei Kung, but he also has absolutely no idea what it actually means.