#1 best selling album of all time is an Eagles Greatest Hits compilation.  I blame the Baby Boomers. 

Totally agree.  That movie was preachier than a vegan P90x guy who just threw away his TV.  It seemed like it was trying to tell people that violent movies were bad and he was going to prove it by making you sit through a bad violent movie. 

They may not be better than Rushmore, but they’re definitely better than Funny Games. That movie’s message seemed to be “torture porn movies are bad, so to prove it we will make a bad torture porn movie.”

Everything with Diamondback.  Everything.  He was do dumb that even the heroes had to start acting like idiots so his “plans” didn’t immediately collapse into a ball of stupidity. 

It is going to take some serious loin-girding before I jump into Luke Cage season 2. Season 1 was so bad and stupid by the end that I’ve been dreading the second season. It’s really hard for me to get into a show when damn near everybody is forced to carry around 200lb idiot balls constantly.

About the only thing you can say about Iron Fist is that it can only go up from the first season. It would take a superheroic fuckup to make the second season even worse.

They got it working way back in the testicular torsion episode. Doc shrank Billy’s lungs after White explained how he’s an albino so he’s not getting shot with an anything ray.

The best part is how Jonas is still clearly a great man who accomplished more than any man (emphasis on man) in history as far as 99% of the world is concerned.

Last time I saw this story it struck me that the author has been so deep in this theory for so long that he has lost all sight of reality. Any fact is twisted to fit the narrative, even if it doesn’t make sense when you step back and think about it.

This article leaves out the details about the “code breaking” used,…

And now it is in heavy rotation on the radio. 

Toto has been famously mercurial about the meaning behind the lyrics, but IMHO the story is roughly this:

1. Young missionary is sent to Africa to do what missionaries do.
2. He finds himself just sort of taking over the job of the old shamans—performing blessings mostly. Now he blesses everything, the dirt, the sky,…

The one time I gave A&W a shot I was severely disappointed by their grade-school-cafeteria quality food. It might have come out of a microwave bag. As I’m not a Root Beer fan there’s really no reason at all for me to go there. I remember they were also terribly slow.

Hooters was alright, but the portions were way too…

Of course Hank being Hank his “Enrico Matasa” character is wearing a giant gold “H” on his chest.

It’s also a reference to the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire.  So many people died that it caused the start of the worker safety movement. 

Sgt. Hatred is an interesting case study in trying to make a sympathetic pedophile. He definitely rubbed a lot of people the wrong way (no pun intended), but he’s been nothing but a good guy with problems he struggles (but succeeds) to control since joining up with Rusty.

I think he’s supposed to make people…

I have the impression that when you’re making blatant propaganda like this it’s hard to find qualified people to work on it.  You end up having to hire tremendously mercenary folks who otherwise don’t get a lot of work. 

They weren’t the only people who just walked away from the crime scene without any cops noticing. Apparently most of the police force is legally blind.

Also, it’s probably a good thing Shades wasn’t there, because his eyeballs would have rolled right out of his head after hearing “oh yeah, there is a back door after…

The cops in this series are staggeringly incompetent.  Even after you trim out the dirty cops everybody else is just absolutely worthless at everything.  Apparently in Harlem simply having a lawyer show up is all you need to suddenly get out on bail, even if you’re a suspected mobster who just took dozens of hostages…

No way, 9th grade was so much easier. That’s high school. The kids who really don’t want to be there can finally drop out so the amount of bullying drops off a cliff. The kids with anger issues stop coming to school. It’s heaven compared to middle school.

The worst thing about middle school is being trapped in there…

DJ Cassanova Frankenstein?

Even though the character didn’t work, it’s a fantastic name.