You forget about Daisy Wheel printers my spunkboogered friend.

No Golden Earring either. You only have to get a slightly out of the spotlight to be totally invisible to the Rolling Stone voters.

I kind of expected Rock Me Amadeus to make a top 500 list, somewhere in the 400s. I guarantee there are worse songs in the list.

Is there a link somewhere with the list just broken out in a big text dump? I'm not clicking through 500 times to see if a song is on there.

If there is anything good that can be said about Juggalos it is that they keep to themselves. They're relatively harmless, except to themselves.

I'm glad you liked it. I watched the first season but found I couldn't stop myself from shouting at the screen constantly. "WHY ARE YOU BEING SO STUPID? USE YOUR BRAIN! GARRRGH!"

If I read about Rick and Morty being cancelled later today I'm going to find you and kill you UsurpMyProse.

He's like an older and more wrinkly version of the putty minions from Power Rangers.

My fan theory on those is that they were Alens style cargo loaders that got converted at the last second for combat by literally welding some guns on the sides. Any talk about them being military robots was just the generals trying to psyche up the troops.

IMHO, this could be a good sign for the movie. The Wachowskis have lots of great ideas, but they don't have a good editorial eye. When given a big budget they tend to just unnecessarily bloat up their movie instead of focusing on the parts that are actually good. The original Matrix was easily the best of the…

Woah:

Somebody made good money on eBay after that, and still probably threw away most of it.

That assumes you just pour the whiskey into the box to ship it, which I don't think the delivery guy will appreciate.

Apparently in the original order Food Chain was going to be the first episode of the new season, but since it's a crazy whacky diversion episode they pushed it back to make room for the big dramabomb episodes instead.

He seems like the kind of guy who would knock over a cosmic liquor store or something. A small time thug that accidentally committed a cosmic crime.

I got one of two vibes from Martin. Either he's the deadest of deadbeat dads, or he's never had a son (maybe never found another human woman) and is trying his hardest to run away from this kid who is trying to cling to him.

GQ profiled someone who would be perfect for the job:

Woah, Toonami is getting Attack on Titan? I'm imagining the hordes of kids who start watching it going "man, this is so awesome!" and then slowly come to a realization that every single (non shifter) person in the story is functionally retarded. The more awesome it gets, the dumber it gets, and the series gets…

In the trailer for this movie it looks like he's stumbling around like a drunk pirate at a TED talk. It's just looks out of place.

And he stole the "King of Dong" reference already. >:(