But how are you going to scald the entire inside of your mouth at once without Hot Pockets?

Why can't it be both?

Professional Stick Beaters, the Story of Women Drummers

That's strange. I played Myst on a MacLC with a single speed CD-ROM and while it wasn't fast, it wasn't "wait 5 minutes after a click" slow.

I find it amazing that Craig Ferguson was considered such a hot property that they had to offer a sweet prize to get him to sign. Was there a lot of competition in the bland boring talk show host bracket?

It depends. If you have an actor on there to promote some movie, then the review is pretty skippable (although I'll always watch the Sam Jackson interviews), but many of the other guests are really interesting. Authors are usually pretty good too, but mostly because Jon only gets serious ones and not the Koontzes of…

MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!

Only if at some point in the movie Nick Frost discovers that he has hit, (buh duh duuuumm) THE WALL.

Of course if you're not a Minnesota native, you might have missed the news about the Metrodome being demolished.

Do DDs ever show up on $200 ($400 in DJ) clues? I don't think I've ever seen it there.

I made myself sad once by calculating how many seasons of Adventure Time come out between each half-season of Venture Brothers.

I'm pretty sure Teen Titans Go! is aimed at a pretty young audience. At least that's the impression I get from the ads, I've never seen an episode. It's Muppet Babies for the new generation.

I hope it goes: Well, 6 years ago we could have fixed this, but it's too late now. Sayonara humanity!

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I imagine them pulling her over to a lake and waiting for her to drop her eggs so they can spray them with sperm.

In a side story where the turtles are briefly involved in the house flipping business? Can you even "flip" a sewer?

The animitronics hold up well because they are top notch. That's Jim Henson's work.

The best part is that there were always a couple of questions that were just wrong because the book got a final edit before going to the printer or something and shifted the sentence one word over or something.

I'm still harboring the crazy fan theory that the whole thing is a huge government sting operation and that the coke they're distributing is all laced with trackers and the end of the season will reveal the feds picking up pretty much everybody they interacted with this season. Mallory hammered it all out in the…

You mean like Fox News?