The problem is that Worf is you go-to straight man for comedy bits, and if you killed him off all you have left is Odo, who will (spoiler alert) be off station for a good chunk of the remaining series. 

It would also weigh like 80 lbs. 

Like warm Flan.

You knew he was going back to ABQ from the first episode of the season.  I assume next week's episode will pick off from his little "hi" to his neighbor, who will immediately call the Police/DEA and cause the entire ABQ area to explode.

I have to think that if I was walking around the office and got introduced to a guy who's nickname is "Homicidal Maniac" I would seriously consider a different job.

Wait, so is he being fined for not punching a paparazzo?

I thought for sure Jr. (or I guess Flynn again) was going to try to jump between his parents and get stabbed to death.

I've always been a little suspicious of it, since the people who go into it disappear forever and are never heard from again.  Either it works or he just kills dudes and takes the money.

I'm surprised the AVClub doesn't release the reviews at random times during the week, just like how TV stations used to air Babylon 5.  They never told the people who make those TV listings for newspapers either, so good luck finding its timeslot on any random week.  I missed a lot of episodes on the original run and…

My single like seems so insufficient for this comment. 

A more accurate assessment might be that liberals want to soften the consequences of taking risks so that rational people can take chances.  If you take an extreme libertarian stance, then any risk you take could be ruinous, thus a rational person cannot take risk, causing stagnation.

No fan of Robocop would be enthusiastic after seeing that trailer. 

Excellent detective work there Sherlock.  You puzzled out that troll in a mere 20 minutes. 

What I hope it means is that he has found a replacement he is happy with.  I've long had the impression that he wanted to retire, but none of his replacements worked out and he was forced to come back and clean up their mess time and time again. 

I have to admit, I was surprised at Pitch Black.  I thought it was going to be a dumb horror movie with a lunkhead star, but it turned out to be quite good.  Chronicles was kind of like the second Matrix movie, it expanded the scope too much and ended up blowing itself out all over the place.

I would go and see this movie if they made it this way. 

Robert Patterson catapulted his Twilight work into a starring role in a David Cronenburg film.  I'm not sure if that's considered "making it", but it certainly shows he's willing to say fuck you to his old fanbase. 

I thought it was a little strange that she couldn't find a single candy person more qualified than Cinnamon Bun to be her lab assistant?  I know the candy people are "mad special", but wouldn't Peppermint Butler be a little more reliable?  He probably wouldn't have the moral objections that Cinnamon Bun has either. …

I'm there with you O Superman, subtitles are no problem for me at all.  Probably from all of that fansubbed anime I watched in college.  Unless the subtitles are badly done (bad font, too many words, etc…), I hardly even notice I'm reading them. 

Don't forget the dog, the dog's death happened off camera as well and I think the point of that was supposed to be that we were going to be more shocked that he killed a dog instead of the people, but he did it too early in the movie to make the point work.  Instead it's yet another baffling development that ends up…