...it's been 30 years. Judd Nelson is 55 years old. And a pretty decent-looking 55 at that. Not an object of lust for me, but not particularly awful either.

Bender holds up exceptionally well as a lust object. Surprising, but true.

Hold me, Zack.

Right? I'm so excited! I'm so....scared.

Holy shit, I think I might be able to actually semi-enjoy this film as a guilty pleasure. Even Amanda Hess from Slate liked it! This is so weird.

The older he got, the easier it was for him, I'm sure. It's sickening.

Directors usually love him from what I understand. Herzog and Cronenberg are two of my favorites. Too bad he doesn't speak Spanish because if he ever landed in an Almodovar film, my life would be complete.

Loved him in Cosmopolis, and have you seen The Rover? He broke my heart. He really has something. I can't wait to see him in Life and what Werner Herzog does with him in Queen of the Desert.

That's true. What's crazy though is that he really sold those few moments of joy that Edward managed to have. He just sort of...inhabited him. It was just kind of meant to be.

The fact that SCOTUS justices get wine-drunk at dinner before the SOTU fills me with an immense amount of happiness.

Definitely. He and Jamie are mates.

Holy shit. This photo. I am beside myself. I love that guy.

Jesus fuck, Robert Pattinson gets more handsome by the day. He is entering his manly phase. Get it, Twigs.

I honestly don't think he realizes that the way he thoroughly became Edward has a hell of a lot to do with why people were so obsessed. He never really got it, but he just sort of instinctively became Edward Cullen. That's serious acting talent. I don't care what anyone says. He was fucking great in those movies. …

I'd be shocked if he hasn't been doing this since he was a teenager. He probably didn't drug them to start, but this sort of thing manifests itself very early.

Are you me?

This sounds about right.

Both options seem plausible to me. I don't doubt that they've found a few women to be mascots, or that if they have, she might be a rape victim. Victims process their trauma in different ways. I also don't doubt that this particular individual is a man posing as a female mascot of GamerGate. I choose to focus on…

"Mom, you just don't understand GamerGate! He would never do me like that. Get out of my room!"