Maroon 5 sucks, their music is pointless, Adam Levine’s face is weird, and the musical tastes of young people are horrible if this is the most popular musical entity of the 3rd millenium to date.

I don’t know why we need a wall when she and the rest of the turd reich can just tuck a glock into the gun pockets of their yoga pants secure that border themselves.

The kind that comes in gallon cans with a plain white label.

It took me longer than I’m willing to admit to realize that “Manalied” wasn’t a real word and was a Manafort reference. Manamianidiot.

Tuba Lube would kill to be as accomplished as Michelle Obama. All this spermburping jerk has done is be blonde and racist. 

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Gotta say, “this is how you spot a cop car kinja” is my new favorite kinja

Patrick actually said “inarguably inferior.”

Timely.  Funny.  Mean.  I give it a 9.8. 

Finally, someone managed a complete and total Brexit. 

Booooo.

Too chicken fries to admit to it, as well.

It’s the massive dividing line between me and the youths. I’m still way into dumb blockbusters, way into new music, new TV shows, I gobble all that shit up. But the concept of watching someone else play video games, and saying really dumb forced shit, for multiple videos and hours of runtime, is jaw-droppingly…

It’s that time of year again, when the portable shitters fly back north for the summer.

Every day, friend.

People can bitch about not “resorting to violence” but part of making the world a nicer place for marginalized people is shutting up racists and other assholes. Punching Richard Spencer in the face, tossing drinks at Tomi Lahren, these aren’t just things that give me a warm fuzzy, they’re laudable actions that…

Whine-1-1, what’s your emergency?

Yeah. EVERYBODY here sounds intolerable. Greta talking (even after being shushed), this asshole on their phone, everybody. Fuck these people.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Is anybody still on the side of the GOP?