I don’t know what it is about this new space race that has captivated me so much, but I wept during the launch yesterday. I didn’t become fascinated with space until after college, so I missed that boat for getting involved professionally. But I’m so glad there are people like Elon Musk willing to make the investments…

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

1) Check their profile image. A checkerboard is an easy first sign it’s a burner troll.

Drugs and liquor and no one giving a shit what you do to yourself. She’s a garbage person.

It’s because conservatives have been so effective in convincing Americans than public health care is for Communists.

A question from a Canadian. From most things I hear, even American’s who identify as Democrats, or left leaning in their politics are against public health care. Why? Is it taxes? Because I mean shit, if you’re paying like a grand a month in insurance premiums I can assure you your taxes wouldn’t be that high. It just…

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

But the EMALS!

You said “his laughter” and I don’t make sandwiches with balls in them because that’s sexist. You can have a meatovery sub. If the bread is too phallic I will smush it into a boob shape because I celebrate women.

Someone just watched Airplane!

The Top Gear USA haters were right. Upon contact with Tanner Foust, Top Gear died. RIP in Peace Top Gear :(

and I have absolutely no regrets whatsoever about the fact that I will probably not see my 60th birthday.